Aliens

I met two aliens once. They were poets like me, I mean, a poet and a poetess. Their language sounded like music, though its gender distinction wasn't hard to notice. She’s from the Venus, he is from the Mars. They speak different languages like us. *** Below is a translation of the poem "Aliens" into Venusian (a vowel is replaced by the next vowel in alphabetical order): O mit twu eloins unci. Thia wiri puits loki mi, O mien, e puit end e puitiss. Thior lengyegi suyndid loki mysoc, thuygh ots gindir dostonctoun wesn't herd tu nutoci. Shi's frum thi Vinys, hi os frum thi Mers. Thia spiek doffirint lengyegis loki ys. Below is a translation of the poem "Aliens" into Martian, (a consonant is replaced by the next consonant in alphabetical order): I nev vxo amiept opde. Vjey xese qoevt mile ne, I neap, a qoev apf a qoevett. Vjeis maphuahe toupfef mile nutid, vjouhj ivt hepfes fitvipdviop xatp'v jasf vo povide. Tje't gson vje Weput, je it gson vje Nast. Vjey tqeal figgesepv maphuahet mile ut.