Aging Game

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Aging Game

Fifty-four year-old complaining,
she’s entering aging game.
Dare I mention pounds she’ll gain,
placed on her … shrunken frame?

Bras she’ll sell because not needed,
boobs long ago went flat!
High heels, new fashionable way die,
when hit the sidewalk … splat.

Sleep apnea mask not pretty,
nor Depend Panties wear.
When LASIK makes her have to pee,
be glad … wearing a pair!

She’ll forget about evening wear,
she’s in a social drought.
Teeth more social then she, because,
each evening … taken out!

FIXODENT, nose drops, pacemakers
What? ViAGRA too?
Please!  she’s way too old and senile,
forgotten …what to do!

I’m over eighty, love living,
thank GOD, for every day.
Aging privilege denied many,
leaves  little more … to say! 




6/12/2019
A contest of Aging Poetry Contest
Sponser: Emile Pinet
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Debole Avatar
July 6, 2020 at 8:41 AM
Just re-read this...the line about teeth being more social is priceless. You ready to create more poetry in 2020?
Barry-Nishanian Avatar
January 2, 2021 at 9:37 PM
Gail, please forgive me for not showing appreciation for your reading this twice. WOW! this is Jan. 2, 2021... Just returning to Poetry soup. Your comments are so supportive, you give me the courage to keep trying to write. Thanks so much!
Debole Avatar
April 21, 2020 at 6:42 AM
Humor helps us deal with the not-so-great stuff in this world and your poem is a spectacular example. Very clever!
Carber Avatar
July 13, 2019 at 4:35 PM
I love this! Very clever--it cracked me up, because being in my 70's I can relate too damn well! I've come to suspect that God created old age to teach us humility--and boy, does it work.
Barry-Nishanian Avatar
July 13, 2019 at 6:47 PM
L.J. sorry, I thought I had thanked you for saying how much enjoyed. Aging teaches us to enjoy each day more fully, know you must agree. Thanks again
Wolf Avatar
June 18, 2019 at 9:39 PM
This is a riot, Barbara.... Reminds of the compliment: 'Her teeth are like stars; they come out at night.' Keep smiling, Gershon
Barry-Nishanian Avatar
June 18, 2019 at 9:46 PM
Gershon, thanks for visiting! "Like stars" never heard, that's funnier. I like that. Gonna go visit you. Thanks again!
Krutsinger Avatar
June 12, 2019 at 12:22 AM
A beautiful missive for the contest; I think this one is a definite winner!
Barry-Nishanian Avatar
June 18, 2019 at 9:48 PM
Since haven't posted since last year, I really appreciate your encouragement. Gotta go and visit you, thanks so very much!
Rodrigues Avatar
June 11, 2019 at 10:33 PM
Yes, sweet lady, we must keep up the humor!
Barry-Nishanian Avatar
June 11, 2019 at 10:39 PM
I haven't posted anything since last year, amazes me how you were able to see this as soon as it posted. Yes humor and faith are a must Thanks for visiting.
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