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Afternoon Tea

It was a day of jubilation when
The alligators came to tea
Though I didn’t quite like
The way they looked at me
A Jungle Jazz Combo played
Do Wap free and loose
As we all celebrated the day
Of the  inter species truce.

The chimps played the brass
A gorilla sang deep bass
While the giraffe conducted
Them to a cracking pace.
The lion sat there with the lamb
Ominously licking his lips
As he licked the brown sauce off
A large plate of chips.

Wolves, Hyenas and Hippos
All shared the same plate
As the truce continued in
A very uneasy state.
They fired a starting pistol
Ten minutes before the end
To give them chance to escape
From any new found friend.

Certain of the guests
Departed in a run
At the first crack 
Of the warning gun.
I really didn’t like the way
The alligators looked at me
As we declared at end 
The first inter species tea.

Although I was quite pleased
With the way it went
I don’t think we’ll be 
Making It an annual event.
It took me nearly a week
To clear the mess from the scene
So it was as spick and span as
Though the event had never been.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2023




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Date: 9/11/2023 3:27:00 PM
Crikey the potential for Panda-monium only kept in check by your skilled narrative. Right up my street, this, Terry. Terry
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Terry Ireland
Date: 9/11/2023 7:10:00 PM
Thankd Terry. We had to beat that on mod as we organised the occasuon. Too easy to be dogged with failure.
Date: 9/11/2023 11:11:00 AM
This is a very entertaining, amusing read Terry. I loved it. Wasn’t sure how it was going to end but glad to learn that all went well with nobody on the menu! So fun! Thank you for sharing.
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Terry Ireland
Date: 9/11/2023 7:07:00 PM
Thanks Christina. You should be ok so long as you remember thst old son; Nevrr Smile At A Crocodile.
Date: 9/11/2023 10:47:00 AM
what a charming description of this "inter species tea," terry! i enjoyed it very much...
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Terry Ireland
Date: 9/11/2023 7:05:00 PM
Thanks ilene. I sometimes think the Human Species coulf learn a lot from ouf so called dumb animal Co inhabitants.
Date: 9/11/2023 10:42:00 AM
You just brought Animal Crackers to Soup !!! Your Inter species tea really tickled me ! A rollicking tale Terry. Loved it, but I must admit I was wondering what those alligators had in mind for dessert. Cheers SV
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Terry Ireland
Date: 9/11/2023 7:03:00 PM
Many thanks SV. Have to admit I composed this during a very boring meeting of, what shall remain nameless, an armed forces veterans charity committee meeting.

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