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After I'M Dead

Why do I revert to potty humour Am I obsessed with bodily parts Actually I AM attracted to female parts Get that straight right from the start The female body is a work of art No sculptor can do it justice Matching that soft, such delicate texture Yikes, some parts are getting stiff Whenever I write about naughty stuff Changes take place down below Don't understand this strange behaviour Maybe it's something I'll outgrow Told my doctor and he confided in me Ain't gonna outgrow it he said It's gonna keep happening and listen to this Could even happen after I'm dead! © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 8/12/2015 5:01:00 PM
Oh wow!!! I'm still laughing. Hilarious!!! Great write.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/13/2015 8:22:00 AM
Happy to provide the giggles, dear friend!!! Love, Jack xxx
Date: 5/5/2014 8:00:00 PM
Is that what they mean when they say rising from the dead????
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/5/2014 8:08:00 PM
LOL That probably is where that saying came from!!! Gave me a chuckle! Cheers!
Date: 5/5/2014 10:08:00 AM
Oh! Jack... Jack... Jack... You're quite a persistant writer... Tho you seem to be gone on weekends... Must be the weather turning to Spring... And I understand Love is in the air! At 2 Dragon has a while before he catches up to you... Thank goodness... Can you imagine what a persistant pest he is going to be when he first sets his sights on his first Queen Bee!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/5/2014 10:52:00 AM
I got a million of 'em as the old stand-ups used to say! LOL XOXOXOX
Date: 5/5/2014 7:29:00 AM
haha thanks for the laugh this morning well done lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/5/2014 10:51:00 AM
You are oh so welcome my dear Casarah! I'll say it again... love your name! Big loving hugs, Jack

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