After I'M Dead

Why do I revert to potty humour
Am I obsessed with bodily parts
Actually I AM attracted to female parts
Get that straight right from the start

The female body is a work of art
No sculptor can do it justice
Matching that soft, such delicate texture
Yikes, some parts are getting stiff

Whenever I write about naughty stuff
Changes take place down below
Don't understand this strange behaviour
Maybe it's something I'll outgrow

Told my doctor and he confided in me
Ain't gonna outgrow it he said
It's gonna keep happening and listen to this
Could even happen after I'm dead!

© Jack Ellison 2014
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Scott Avatar
August 12, 2015 at 5:01 PM
Oh wow!!! I'm still laughing. Hilarious!!! Great write.
Ellison Avatar
August 13, 2015 at 8:22 AM
Happy to provide the giggles, dear friend!!! Love, Jack xxx
Lamoureux Avatar
May 5, 2014 at 8:00 PM
Is that what they mean when they say rising from the dead????
Ellison Avatar
May 5, 2014 at 8:08 PM
LOL That probably is where that saying came from!!! Gave me a chuckle! Cheers!
Eastman Avatar
May 5, 2014 at 10:08 AM
Oh! Jack... Jack... Jack... You're quite a persistant writer... Tho you seem to be gone on weekends... Must be the weather turning to Spring... And I understand Love is in the air! At 2 Dragon has a while before he catches up to you... Thank goodness... Can you imagine what a persistant pest he is going to be when he first sets his sights on his first Queen Bee!
Ellison Avatar
May 5, 2014 at 10:52 AM
I got a million of 'em as the old stand-ups used to say! LOL XOXOXOX
Nance Avatar
May 5, 2014 at 7:29 AM
haha thanks for the laugh this morning well done lol
Ellison Avatar
May 5, 2014 at 10:51 AM
You are oh so welcome my dear Casarah! I'll say it again... love your name! Big loving hugs, Jack
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