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Afraid of Panty Raids

There once was a cat, a pretty young maid Who was deathly afraid of panty raids -- She had a breathing lapse Then completely collapsed -- The cat coroner found out she'd been spayed

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Date: 7/24/2019 10:37:00 PM
G'day Gershon ... poor kitty; i wish her kind had the same treatment around our property. Cat coroner! What next - thank you Gershon - Lindsay
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/25/2019 8:44:00 AM
Let's see. After cat coroner comes … Hmmm. You've got me. Can't think of a dog-gone thing. LOL. :) gw
Date: 7/24/2019 6:54:00 AM
Oh, wow! What can I add? Only one question. Will you be sharing this one with your students? And how OLD are they? Ha!
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Date: 7/24/2019 9:39:00 AM
Oh, no. This limerick is rated "TO," i.e., for Teachers Only. LOL. ;) gw
Date: 7/23/2019 3:15:00 PM
poor kitty!:-( hugs Jan xx
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Date: 7/23/2019 6:32:00 PM
Just couldn't overcome those fears. LOL. Thanks for the visit, Jan. :) gw

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