Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Afraid of Panty Raids

There once was a cat, a pretty young maid
Who was deathly afraid of panty raids --
   She had a breathing lapse
   Then completely collapsed --
The cat coroner found out she'd been spayed

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Lindsay Laurie July 24, 2019 at 10:37 PM G'day Gershon ... poor kitty; i wish her kind had the same treatment around our property. Cat coroner! What next - thank you Gershon - Lindsay Gershon Wolf July 25, 2019 at 8:44 AM Let's see. After cat coroner comes … Hmmm. You've got me. Can't think of a dog-gone thing. LOL. :) gw

Caren Krutsinger July 24, 2019 at 6:54 AM Oh, wow! What can I add? Only one question. Will you be sharing this one with your students? And how OLD are they? Ha! Gershon Wolf July 24, 2019 at 9:39 AM Oh, no. This limerick is rated "TO," i.e., for Teachers Only. LOL. ;) gw

Jan Allison July 23, 2019 at 3:15 PM poor kitty!:-( hugs Jan xx Gershon Wolf July 23, 2019 at 6:32 PM Just couldn't overcome those fears. LOL. Thanks for the visit, Jan. :) gw