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Accompanying Trump

'Say what's with all the furry hats?' 'They're Beefeaters. It's what they wear' 'Are they like, the Aristocats? Say, what's with all the furry hats?' And who's the little woman?' 'That's The Queen.' 'Are we in England?' 'Yeah' 'Say what's with all the furry hats?' 'They're Beefeaters, it's what they wear' © Gail Foster 4th June 2019

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Jan Allison

Date: 6/4/2019 10:09:00 AM

I think you've got Ron Dump's intelligence to a tee lol He doesn't have a clue, the man is an utter moron and doesn't know how to behave or more likely has been told and yet still does his own thing:-( I am appalled by the lack of decorum he shows to the Queen - got a couple of limericks to post:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 6/4/2019 4:19:00 PM

lol Gail:-) x

Gail Foster
Date: 6/4/2019 10:36:00 AM

Hi Jan, hope you are well! He's totally out of his depth. As am I on the exact terms for furry military headgear! x Beefeaters 'Psst!' 'I'm sorry?' ' Psst - it's not A Beefeater.' ' What is it, then?' 'A Busby.' 'As in Berkeley? What?' 'Psst!' 'I'm sorry?' 'Psst - it's not A Beefeater. They're other men With flatter hats and not as hot' 'Psst!' 'I'm sorry?' 'Psst - it's not A Beefeater.' ' What is it, then?' © Gail Foster 4th June 2019