A Well-Balanced Beer

A Well Balanced Beer A well-balanced beer may cost this gal dearly It’s a cabaret act the tax guys said clearly They caught her “act” in a bar late one night And the way she poured beer they said was “all right!” She would balance a glass, sometimes 3, sometimes 4 Right there on her frontage and then she would pour They said it’s an act, she said it’s my job It brings in the tips from the beer drinking slobs They took her to court, they said she should pay Over 44 thousand and she said “no way” She knew the law, she had been there before For indecent dress and a little bit more When the judge threw the case it was greeted with cheers For they too had enjoyed a couple of beers