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A Vogon Tale

Blameforth forwented, sithering Scunderblast thisk thisk away! Harforsless, zoit, thundersnatched, Norbutting thuz, implude display . Bewardled mishings, long tidalfines Jalaquoone in boodle thwerts, Barting tubs, sweet moodletines Deathling dropping, curdlecurts. Darplion uplouded, mithooze tarumpus! "Parnack, wugnuts! erdingdeen, Crulsh! quolsh, quebombified" Carbolic, falsquashed...quinshing scream. Entry for Vogon Poetry (really bad poetry) Quoopisk Poetry Contest Sponsored by Team Poetry Soup 24/5/2020

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Date: 9/18/2020 2:38:00 AM
Congratulations Gary. Curdlecurts and wugnuts deserve a poem all of their own.
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Gary Smith
Date: 9/18/2020 2:54:00 AM
Thank you Gary. :)
Date: 9/17/2020 7:22:00 PM
Gary, congrats on your wonderful win :) <3 Hugs Eve..
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Gary Smith
Date: 9/18/2020 2:54:00 AM
Thank you Eve. :)
Date: 9/17/2020 5:06:00 PM
Congrats, Gary ~
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Gary Smith
Date: 9/18/2020 2:54:00 AM
Thank you Line. :)
Date: 6/9/2020 2:01:00 PM
Truly an epic work in the true spirit of Vogonese. DA would thrumptomnew cvbnkepnksen s!
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Gary Smith
Date: 6/9/2020 2:53:00 PM
Thank you D.W. :)
Date: 5/24/2020 7:49:00 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha! This is so absurdly bad that it's really good! Love it, Gary! Good luck in the contest! Cheers, Gershon
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Gary Smith
Date: 5/25/2020 5:28:00 AM
Thank you Gershon. :)
Date: 5/24/2020 5:20:00 PM
Lol...very amusing and humorous Gary. For the contest I assume? xxoo
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Gary Smith
Date: 5/24/2020 5:58:00 PM
Thank you Connie, a bit of daftness. :)
Date: 5/24/2020 1:04:00 PM
This is so bad it just might be good
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Gary Smith
Date: 5/24/2020 1:23:00 PM
Lol, thank you John. :)

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