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A Vogon Tale

Blameforth forwented, sithering
Scunderblast thisk thisk away!
Harforsless, zoit, thundersnatched,
Norbutting thuz, implude display .

Bewardled mishings, long tidalfines
Jalaquoone in boodle thwerts,
Barting tubs, sweet moodletines
Deathling dropping, curdlecurts.

 Darplion uplouded, mithooze tarumpus!
"Parnack, wugnuts! erdingdeen,
 Crulsh! quolsh, quebombified"
Carbolic, falsquashed...quinshing scream.









Entry for
Vogon Poetry (really bad poetry) Quoopisk Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Team Poetry Soup
24/5/2020

Copyright © Gary Smith | Year Posted 2020

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Gary Radice Date: 9/18/2020 2:38:00 AM Congratulations Gary. Curdlecurts and wugnuts deserve a poem all of their own. Login to Reply Gary Smith Date: 9/18/2020 2:54:00 AM Thank you Gary. :)

Eve Roper Date: 9/17/2020 7:22:00 PM Gary, congrats on your wonderful win :) <3 Hugs Eve.. Login to Reply Gary Smith Date: 9/18/2020 2:54:00 AM Thank you Eve. :)

Line Gauthier Date: 9/17/2020 5:06:00 PM Congrats, Gary ~ Login to Reply Gary Smith Date: 9/18/2020 2:54:00 AM Thank you Line. :)

D.W. Rodgers Date: 6/9/2020 2:01:00 PM Truly an epic work in the true spirit of Vogonese. DA would thrumptomnew cvbnkepnksen s! Login to Reply Gary Smith Date: 6/9/2020 2:53:00 PM Thank you D.W. :)

Gershon Wolf Date: 5/24/2020 7:49:00 PM Ha, ha, ha, ha! This is so absurdly bad that it's really good! Love it, Gary! Good luck in the contest! Cheers, Gershon Login to Reply Gary Smith Date: 5/25/2020 5:28:00 AM Thank you Gershon. :)

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 5/24/2020 5:20:00 PM Lol...very amusing and humorous Gary. For the contest I assume? xxoo Login to Reply Gary Smith Date: 5/24/2020 5:58:00 PM Thank you Connie, a bit of daftness. :)

John Lawless Date: 5/24/2020 1:04:00 PM This is so bad it just might be good Login to Reply Gary Smith Date: 5/24/2020 1:23:00 PM Lol, thank you John. :)