Gary Smith Poet Vogon Poetry

A Vogon Tale

Blameforth forwented, sithering
Scunderblast thisk thisk away!
Harforsless, zoit, thundersnatched,
Norbutting thuz, implude display .

Bewardled mishings, long tidalfines
Jalaquoone in boodle thwerts,
Barting tubs, sweet moodletines
Deathling dropping, curdlecurts.

 Darplion uplouded, mithooze tarumpus!
"Parnack, wugnuts! erdingdeen,
 Crulsh! quolsh, quebombified"
Carbolic, falsquashed...quinshing scream.









Entry for
Vogon Poetry (really bad poetry) Quoopisk Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Team Poetry Soup
24/5/2020

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Gary Radice September 18, 2020 at 2:38 AM Congratulations Gary. Curdlecurts and wugnuts deserve a poem all of their own. Gary Smith September 18, 2020 at 2:54 AM Thank you Gary. :)

Eve Roper September 17, 2020 at 7:22 PM Gary, congrats on your wonderful win :) <3 Hugs Eve.. Gary Smith September 18, 2020 at 2:54 AM Thank you Eve. :)

Line Gauthier September 17, 2020 at 5:06 PM Congrats, Gary ~ Gary Smith September 18, 2020 at 2:54 AM Thank you Line. :)

D.W. Rodgers June 9, 2020 at 2:01 PM Truly an epic work in the true spirit of Vogonese. DA would thrumptomnew cvbnkepnksen s! Gary Smith June 9, 2020 at 2:53 PM Thank you D.W. :)

Gershon Wolf May 24, 2020 at 7:49 PM Ha, ha, ha, ha! This is so absurdly bad that it's really good! Love it, Gary! Good luck in the contest! Cheers, Gershon Gary Smith May 25, 2020 at 5:28 AM Thank you Gershon. :)

Connie Marcum Wong May 24, 2020 at 5:20 PM Lol...very amusing and humorous Gary. For the contest I assume? xxoo Gary Smith May 24, 2020 at 5:58 PM Thank you Connie, a bit of daftness. :)

John Lawless May 24, 2020 at 1:04 PM This is so bad it just might be good Gary Smith May 24, 2020 at 1:23 PM Lol, thank you John. :)