A Twisted Look At Robin Hood

Let's look at this tale of Robin Hood, He was far away, being way too good, Rob the rich, give to the poor, Maid Marian left open her door, She was feeling way too generous, Got it on with little John, no fuss, Far away was Robin Hood, Really, he was much too good, Then in came Friar Tuck, In with Maid Marian he snuck, Then they both got it on, With hyperactive Little John, Yes, Maid Marian was benevolent, They, indeed, knew what that meant, Thus, this twisted tale of Robin Hood, John, Tuck, and no Robin Hood the good!