Caren Krutsinger Poet Free verse

A Tranquilizer Gun For My Birthday Please

A tranquilizer gun for my birthday please.
The color doesn’t matter.
A sharp point please.

I will teach the neighbors
To get out of my way.
They vote all wrong
On election day

I’m usually not violent 
But here’s the thing
I know what’s right.
I am the king.

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Summer Arasmith August 28, 2019 at 8:30 PM Lol I read the title and I screeched Caren Krutsinger August 29, 2019 at 7:48 AM I am so GLAD because as soon as the title skipped through my mind I knew it was the perfect one.

Sandra Adams August 28, 2019 at 7:56 PM lol...i think i am glad i am not your neighbor right now....fun read :) hugs Caren Krutsinger August 29, 2019 at 7:48 AM Please turn around when you say that to me.

Panagiota Romios August 28, 2019 at 5:45 PM I better stay away from you then)))) Panagiota Caren Krutsinger August 29, 2019 at 7:48 AM You are safe. They don't go that far.