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A Thrill For Santa

Santa went to “The Light” by the river
A new place on his list to deliver,
Then was tempted with samples of fruit
By the belles in this house of repute.

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Christmas Chastushka Contest
Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich
          Placed 3rd
© 22nd December 2020

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Indiana Shaw

August 15, 2021 at 7:57 AM

Santa's once a year treat, I suspect, he, he, he . . . ; )

Paul Callus

August 18, 2021 at 3:18 AM

...and he works very hard for it ha ha:) Thanks & regards // paul

Jennifer Proxenos

January 1, 2021 at 11:44 AM

Well can you blame the man, having gone round the world he was tired, he needed a lie down! LOL LOL. Happy new year my friend to you and your family, - may 2021 be a year of some good cheer for all. Warm regards and hugs and blessings Jennifer.

Paul Callus

January 3, 2021 at 1:44 AM

Thank you dear Jenny! Hope the new year will be much better than the previous one ~ All the very best to you and your dear ones! ~ Warm regards & hugs // paul

Carolyn Devonshire

January 1, 2021 at 7:14 AM

Ah, must have been a "red light" district! Enjoyed your witty chastushka, my friend. Here's to better days in the new year! Love, Carolyn (still with my sister at least until Monday)

Paul Callus

January 3, 2021 at 1:42 AM

Thank you, Carolyn. Hope you're having a good time with family. Let's hope the new year will treat us well! Hugs // paul

Lindsay Laurie

December 30, 2020 at 3:52 PM

Hello Paul … and what are these fruit Paul? - Happy New Year Paul - Lindsay

Paul Callus

December 31, 2020 at 10:56 AM

I don't know, Lindsay, but for sure he was spoilt for choice! Happy New Year to you, too. // paul

Jack Horne

December 28, 2020 at 12:33 PM

LOL, had a chuckle at this! Hilarious

Paul Callus

December 29, 2020 at 12:19 PM

Thank you, Jack. All the best for 2021, my friend, // paul

Jan Allison

December 27, 2020 at 3:59 PM

you certainly made me smile with this Paul of course Santa would be too busy to stop by and nibble the peaches lol:-) heres to a happy and healthier 2021:=) hugs and love to all the family xx

Paul Callus

December 29, 2020 at 12:53 PM

Thank you for your comments with a smile, Jan. Santa deals with all kinds of people...experience comes in handy:) ~ Sending you and your family all the best for 2021 xx. Hugs // paul

Eve Roper

December 27, 2020 at 10:20 AM

Congratulations on your win, Paul, fun Santa :). Happy New Year. Hugs Eve

Paul Callus

December 29, 2020 at 12:54 PM

Glad you enjoyed, Eve. Wishing you a happy and healthy new year:) Hugs // paul

Paula Goldsmith

December 26, 2020 at 11:06 AM

Congratulations on your win. A cute write. Did Santa get coal in his stocking????? Enjoy your win with blessings.................

Paul Callus

December 29, 2020 at 12:56 PM

Thank you, Paula:) I did ask him, but he's keeping mum about it!:) Sending you wishes for a peaceful and healthy new year...and lots of blessings. // paul

Jennifer Proxenos

December 26, 2020 at 8:25 AM

Congrats Paul, a fine win, Santa seems to have become a bad boy - I think this is really funny, I've read alot this Christmas season. The children are becoming cleverer each year, shortly by a year old they will cry when they see Santa, at a mall, he is a foreigner who doesn't belong. Well penned my friend, warm wishes and hugs. Jennifer.

Paul Callus

December 29, 2020 at 1:49 PM

Thank you, Jenny. I think modern children are subjected to a lot of fake news and indoctrination from a young age! Their best formative years are being taken away from them. ~ Happy new year~~warm regards & hugs my friend. // paul

Beryl Edmonds

December 26, 2020 at 3:02 AM

I do hope Santa never gave in to temptation, he’d have gone down in the people’s estimation. A fun write Paul, congratulations on your winning placement. Belle :-)

Paul Callus

December 26, 2020 at 3:15 AM

We certainly have to give him the benefit of the doubt, Belle :) In fact I would bet on his loyalty to Mrs Claus! ~ Best regards and all the best for the new year. // paul

Mystic Rose Rose

December 25, 2020 at 4:14 AM

hmmm, naughty naughty, Paul. I guess even Santa is human. Coming by to wish you a Merry Christmas . May the good Lord protect you always, and give you strength as days go one. Love and light, M.R. congrats .

Paul Callus

December 26, 2020 at 12:13 AM

Thank you Vienna:) I hope the true spirit of Christmas will come your way and your dear ones: peace, love, joy and blessings! Have a lovely day. Warm regards /x/ paul

Andrea Dietrich

December 24, 2020 at 5:44 PM

It was fun reading some of the comments this one got. A "new" look at Santa's latest delivery route!! Congrats, Paul. Merry Christmas to you too.

Paul Callus

December 25, 2020 at 2:08 AM

Thank you, Andrea. Pleased to be on your winners' list :) Santa should have known from the name of the place that he was in for 'delight' (“The Light”)! Enjoy this special day of Christmas with your dear ones! // paul

Supraja Kannan

December 23, 2020 at 9:16 AM

Ha ha that's so cute, Paul... Reads like a winner...

Paul Callus

December 24, 2020 at 3:49 AM

Thank you for reading and liking, Supraja:) Best regards // paul

Victor Buhagiar

December 23, 2020 at 6:44 AM

Wishing you a happy and holy Christmas. I'm afraid my health is failing but it does not matter. ~~

Paul Callus

December 24, 2020 at 3:49 AM

A merry & blessed Christmas to you too, Victor. Take care and be strong; in old age we live day by day! // paul

Tom Cunningham

December 23, 2020 at 1:27 AM

Lol so he's human after all, now we know why some of the kids didn't get their presents until boxing day. Good luck in the contest Paul and I hope you and your family have a lovely Christmas and a happy new year. Tom

Paul Callus

December 24, 2020 at 3:47 AM

Tyhank you for the visit and pleasant comments, Tom. May you and your family enjoy the true spirit of Christmas, including happiness & blessings. // paul

Angela Crabtree

December 22, 2020 at 4:16 PM

Interesting write, Paul. I have to say that Vijay definitely needs to be his lawyer ;)

Paul Callus

December 24, 2020 at 3:45 AM

Thank you, Angela. Wishing you a merry & blessed Christmas. // paul

Kim Rodrigues

December 22, 2020 at 2:32 PM

LOL...so well done!

Paul Callus

December 23, 2020 at 3:01 PM

Thank you, Kim. Best regards & Christmas greetings. // paul

Eve Roper

December 22, 2020 at 2:24 PM

Great one, Paul. Merry Christmas. Hugs Eve

Paul Callus

December 23, 2020 at 3:00 PM

Thank you, Eve. A merry & blessed Christmas to you! Hugs // paul

Vijay Pandit

December 22, 2020 at 11:29 AM

I assume Santa enjoyed his visit. Everyone needs a break from the routine. Fun read, Paul.

Paul Callus

December 22, 2020 at 11:58 AM

You must be Santa's lawyer, Vijay :) He will be delighted by your line of defense:) Thank you for being my first commenting visitor. Best regards // paul

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