A Tall Tale From a Short Woman

We were all on a turquoise moped on Interstate 635. Mr. P.U. Fancy Pants Panda of course, got to drive. He is arrogant, and thus is always the boss. This was stated firmly by my pal Ross Ross cannot drive, he is way too nervous and tall. His hooves also land on both pedals, no help at all. Meerkat is hanging on the fender by his tippy toes. Snowy owl is getting exhaust fumes up his delicate nose. Wait! Someone said, doesn’t an owl have a beak? This made panda angry, he had given no one permission to speak. Quite a day on the road with the gang who escaped from Michigan. If you call me up on the phone, I can tell you this whole story again.