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A Stitch In Time

A stitch in time saves nine
But a stitch in your side ain't fine
Hurts like hell
Bad words you expell
Bend over in pain while guzzling wine


© Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

August 14, 2015 at 5:18 AM

Yes, indeed! This one's really clever : ) Always, Laura

August 14, 2015 at 6:12 AM

What can I say that I've already said? Guess I'll just say it again... I love you dearly, Laura!!! xxxx

August 2, 2015 at 5:47 PM

Yeah! Know what you mean! When Dragon has heart burn... You might say... We all feel it... LOL... Get it? Sorry! I couldn't help myself...

August 2, 2015 at 8:27 PM

Do you mean he belches fire??? xxxx

August 2, 2015 at 10:40 AM

lol...you have me in stiches : )

August 2, 2015 at 10:54 AM

LOL thank you Tim my buddy! Love your humour! Going to meander over to see what you're up to!!! Happy Sunday!!!

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