A Squawk Too Far

I love my green and feathered friend a bushel and a peck,   *
But there was one occasion when I could have wrung her neck!

She's normally so well-behaved, but on that fateful day
When Aunty Pat came round for tea, I heard my parrot say:

'Old fatty Aunty Patty',  'Aunt Patty is a bore!'
With that my red-faced Aunt stood up and stormed out through the door!

I could have killed that parrot, we didn't speak for days.
I glowered at her through the cage and confiscated maize.

I tend to watch my words now, and Polly curbs her bill
The last I heard, my Aunty Pat had cut me from her will!




FINAL REVISED VERSION

16/03/19

'Green Humor Rhymes, Old Or New For Prizes Poetry Contest'
Sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire

* For anyone not familiar with this expression it means : ' a lot; a great amount' and was famously used in a song from the broadway musical 'Guys and dolls'. The last word seemed particularly fitting within this context!
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Romaine Avatar
February 3, 2022 at 11:12 AM
Congratulations Wendy on your well deserved win with this wonderful and funny Couplet. The imagery is great. Neva
Delaney Avatar
March 6, 2021 at 5:52 AM
Congratulations....Oh how funny.....love your naughty parrot. Gave me a good chuckle this morning. ha ha SuZ
Canerdy Avatar
March 5, 2021 at 5:42 AM
Well done, Wendy! A big CONGRATS on your win. Janice
Allison Avatar
March 24, 2019 at 7:40 PM
absolutely priceless humour Wendy really made me laugh out loud:-) Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Watson Avatar
April 5, 2019 at 3:44 PM
Well, that's definitely a compliment coming from you,Jan! Thank you for taking the time to read and comment.
Andresen Avatar
March 24, 2019 at 7:33 AM
- Congratulations on your win in the "Green" Humor Contest, Wendy :) - greeting from // Anne-Lise :)
Watson Avatar
April 5, 2019 at 3:46 PM
Thank you Anne-Lise. It took me ages to come up with an idea for this challenge, then there she stood! Indignant Aunty Patty!
Devonshire Avatar
March 23, 2019 at 8:16 PM
Who could blame "fatty Aunt Patty" for leaving her out of her will. Enjoyed your entry very much, well deserving of its place in the Green Contest. Congratulations on your win! There were many great entries, so you should be proud of your achievement. Best wishes, Carolyn
Watson Avatar
April 5, 2019 at 3:47 PM
Thank you for all the time you've invested in reading, assessing and commenting, Carolyn. I've enjoyed all the challenges you've set us.
Gorelick Avatar
March 16, 2019 at 10:35 AM
Just too cute! BG
Watson Avatar
April 5, 2019 at 3:49 PM
Thanks for readng and commenting,Barbara.
Cunningham Avatar
March 16, 2019 at 5:02 AM
Haha great one Wendy, kids are good at saying what you dont want them to say too. Good luck. Tom
Watson Avatar
April 5, 2019 at 3:51 PM
Too true,Tom. Thanks as always for your encouragement.
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