A Soup Tragedy

Since Kash revealed "her" secret, I have turned red.
All day I cried onto the pillow on my bed.
I think the whole true awful tale needs to be said.
A tragedy! I now feel like a blunderhead.
And though she is a vixen, I have to say I led
Kash on that “love rail” with me. Bold-spirited,
with lustful Soupmail, eagerly I visited
this "lass", who seems so manly! Lies had been fed
to me by her. She’s not a man, and I misread
her amorous responses. All my hope has fled!
There’s more!  I’m gay. My real name's Andrew. Now with dread
I face the fact I can’t have Kash. My poor heart’s dead.

(I decided I better put an explanation here because I wrote this more than a year
ago for a contest in which we were supposed to write a poem that could be either
a lie or the truth.  After Kashinath, my good friend and a MAN, wrote a very funny
poem proclaiming himself a woman, this was my way of doing a fictional poem in  
response to his funny contest entry!  OH, the poem of KASH POET is called A SECRET FUNNY TALE, I hope you will read it!)

For Shani Fassbender's really cool contest: Tell Me a Secret

And now for PD's contest: Make me Laugh
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Horsman Avatar
March 30, 2013 at 11:44 AM
interesting poem this Andrea, also shows your versatility
Taylor Avatar
March 20, 2013 at 4:49 PM
Excellent, Andrea. Congrats. Well done, my friend. hugs, Ralph
Jones Avatar
March 20, 2013 at 10:05 AM
Congratulations Andrea....Donna
Gildersleeve Avatar
March 20, 2013 at 6:42 AM
Congratulation on your win. Thanks for sharing this with us. I loved it. Warm Smiles, Connie
Poet Avatar
March 20, 2013 at 12:27 AM
Congrats on the win!!Tell them to read my poem 'A secret funny tale' after reading this one :)
Roberts Avatar
March 19, 2013 at 11:07 AM
congrats on your win in the contest Andrea, definitely had me smiling
Liwayway Avatar
March 19, 2013 at 7:50 AM
very awesome write my dear Andrea...makes me laugh (^____^) Congratulations on your win on PD's contest. Love, Maria
Hunter Avatar
March 19, 2013 at 6:02 AM
Yeah, that's funny...true or not...Congrats!
Mannan Avatar
March 19, 2013 at 12:56 AM
Many congrats for this soupy write and win.
Dillard Avatar
March 18, 2013 at 7:25 PM
Congratulations on your win! You guys are having lots of fun with your writes! I like it! RAY
A   Avatar
March 18, 2013 at 6:34 PM
Andrea, thanks for the chuckle and awesome poem.. always~ LINDA
Poet Avatar
August 7, 2012 at 11:48 PM
Oh my....I have faved this one also...haha..
A   Avatar
January 21, 2012 at 10:44 PM
I found out Karen O''Leary left us... now i know this is a mad world... gosh..i'm mad now... well... don't think you know why..right... later,..p.d.
Johnson Avatar
September 17, 2011 at 6:46 AM
I knew a person who was half and half. The groom straight and tall,and the bride loved to laugh. One on the left and one on the right. They looked in the mirror, it was quite a sight. The truth of the matter,we all can agree. There's a girl and a boy in you, and there's a girl and a boy in me.
Poet Avatar
September 3, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Congratulations Andrea on your HM!Thanx for writing a poem about ME!
Ramsdale Avatar
September 3, 2011 at 3:29 AM
An Honorable Mention Win Congratulations. CR
K. Avatar
September 2, 2011 at 12:34 PM
oh this was such a fun read, Andrew! Hahaha! This sure was the perfect complement to Kash's secret! Very witty! you sure made people think here as well, sweetie! Oh shucks, tough luck eh? heehee-- I wish this was placed higher ;) so funny coz just the other day, I was joking around, confessing in my blog that I was really a guy but gay, ok Chris started it coming out and say he was a lesbian.... lol --hugs to you sweetie
K. Avatar
September 2, 2011 at 12:36 PM
btw owe you mail!! sorry I will catch up soon!!
Freeman Avatar
September 1, 2011 at 9:53 PM
I don't know now!! Smile. Andrea, Congratulations on your worthy poem presentation. Agape, Moses
Sweetheart Avatar
September 1, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Congrats Andrea on your HM in this contest with this cool 'secret' write my friend.. we did have fun with this one for a long while ..oh..
The Rogue Rhymer Avatar
September 1, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Look at that Andrea-you came up w/ a great one! I was hoping for Dino (your poem from Francine's wine contest that is one of my faves) and LisaMarie...but maybe some other time :) Love, Natalie
Brown Avatar
September 1, 2011 at 7:26 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in Shani's "Tell Me a Secret" contest Andrea. Love,Carol
Williams Avatar
September 1, 2011 at 3:59 AM
hey Andrea congrats on your win..David
Babcock Avatar
August 31, 2011 at 5:51 PM
I will have to go and read Kash's poem and see what inspired this tall tale. ha ha love phyl
Neels Avatar
August 31, 2011 at 8:42 AM
Gosh Andrew is it okay if I share my secret with you?? Hmmm maybe I should soup mail you?? Hehe, I enjoyed this Andrea, all the best for Shani's contest ;) love Wilma
Horne Avatar
August 31, 2011 at 6:45 AM
LOL, you sure look like a convincing lady in your pictures, Andrew ; )
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