A Solitary Vacation

There's a place on the globe that everyone's heard
and the place is 'God knows where',
but instead of a phrase God gave it a word
and the word is 'Solitaire'
At each compass point lies blistering sand
under blue relentless sky
not the best location you can understand
for the World's very best apple pie.
For they serve it here with an ice cold beer
just pick it up and hold it in your thumbs
and keep an eye out for the Weaver birds near
as they forage on the table for the crumbs.
There's a gas station and a general store
anyone dropping by never stays
and you can see just why, in the lot nearby
all the vehicles have seen better days.
Check your car's got gas, and the water level's high
if you leave and break down, you'll be dead
but just remember to take with you Moose MacGregor's apple pie
then at least you will die well fed.

Feb 11th 2016
A memory of my time in Solitaire,  Namibia, and THE world's best Apple Pie.
I can see why they stuck it in a desert. Otherwise there'd be none left.

For contest 'Take a vacation', sponsored by Lin Lane
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March 25, 2016 at 8:09 AM
Sounds like an interesting place, Viv. Do they deliver? Wonderful write.
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March 1, 2016 at 12:30 AM
Hi, Viv... It's always nice hearing from you... good night my friend
Wigley Avatar
March 1, 2016 at 12:35 AM
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February 20, 2016 at 9:40 PM
VIV, Congratulations on your awesome "Vacation WIN!" LINDA
Wigley Avatar
March 1, 2016 at 12:25 AM
Thanks Linda, appreciate it. Forgive my late response, I've been so busy playing nurse to my good lady i've had so little time for souping. Viv x
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February 20, 2016 at 3:21 PM
Vacations varied/ vacations great all who won are on the winners’ page..Congrats..Sara
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February 20, 2016 at 11:06 AM
Viv...Wonderful poem and Congrats in your placement :)-luloo *smiles*
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February 20, 2016 at 10:36 AM
Congrats well done x a beautiful poem well written xxxxx Wendy
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March 1, 2016 at 12:24 AM
Thanks Wendy, forgive my late response I've been so busy looking after my good lady. That car in the photo accompanying my poem is in better shape than she is :) Viv x
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February 20, 2016 at 6:22 AM
This is exactly the kind of place I'd picture you visiting, Viv. Because of you, I had to bake an apple pie. lol Congratulations for placing with such an interesting write. Thanks for entering.
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March 1, 2016 at 12:23 AM
Thanks, Lin. If your apple pie is anywhere near as good as Moose Mcgregors, I'm on the next plane out to you., Viv x
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February 14, 2016 at 12:16 AM
We've all seen these places but never have I read of one so well described.
Wigley Avatar
February 14, 2016 at 11:45 AM
Cheers, Mark, appreciate your visit. regards, Viv
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February 13, 2016 at 11:19 AM
we all have those little towns in our areas, where they are off the beaten path and like a place out of a horror film, so laid back and not much around...enjoyed this witty poem :)
Wigley Avatar
February 14, 2016 at 11:46 AM
Thanks, Sandra, I'm sure everyone has a similar strange outpost. Viv x
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February 11, 2016 at 6:20 AM
A very entertaining write, Viv. I would prefer mine a la mode. Then again, probably not much ice cream way out there. G'day and Peace:)
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February 11, 2016 at 12:41 AM
Another great poem from you Viv. Solitaire sounds like a fictional place here; buggery. It's as hot as buggery; cold as buggery; wet as buggery; dry as buggery; etc - Lindsay
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February 11, 2016 at 1:00 AM
Thanks Lindsay. Things are better since the roads were improved, and a couple of Lodges have sprouted up recently, but a quirky little place all the same. I assume you mean Mount Buggery, a bit of a drive from you? Regards, Viv
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February 11, 2016 at 12:34 AM
Beautimus....
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February 11, 2016 at 12:37 AM
Thanks, Judy, I was surprised you didn't reply saying that you knew a place in the States that does the World's best apple pie. Cherry pie, maybe? Viv x
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