A Skit On the Picture For My Contest

I snook up to the window Light was lit inside Trying to make myself invisible Against the wall I pressed my side I shuffled along inch  by inch was just about to peak When i heard someone in the room Raised voices and a slap, felt weak Oh my what shall i do now Do I call the police  Can hear a lady screaming Something about relief Many blows were struck Cries hard  to understand I peeped could see the man A belt  in his hand  I dialled the police Said dont make a sound When they arrived Was pleased to have around They looked through the window Starting to laugh out loud Just 2 nymphomaniacs Whipping to them was allowed. Just goes  to show you Not all  is what you think Keep your nose out of trouble Stay chained to the kitchen sink.