A Sensitive Poem

My wife said write a sensitive poem I don't even know what that means I could always write about flatulence Since I'm pretty partial to beans Okay, here I go Something sensitive for the masses I'm guessing it has nothing to do With those bean's invisible gasses That four letter word that starts with an F Yes, I'm talking about fear People can get pretty sensitive If they're standing anywhere near I don't think this is what she meant But it's as sensitive as I can be And even while I'm writing this She's sitting there staring at me So I guess I'd better end this poem Before the fighting starts Who knew she'd be so sensitive To a poem written about.....you know