A Sensitive Poem

My wife said write a sensitive poem
I don't even know what that means
I could always write about flatulence
Since I'm pretty partial to beans

Okay, here I go
Something sensitive for the masses
I'm guessing it has nothing to do
With those bean's invisible gasses

That four letter word that starts with an F
Yes, I'm talking about fear
People can get pretty sensitive
If they're standing anywhere near

I don't think this is what she meant
But it's as sensitive as I can be
And even while I'm writing this 
She's sitting there staring at me

So I guess I'd better end this poem
Before the fighting starts
Who knew she'd be so sensitive
To a poem written about.....you know
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010


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Date: 6/10/2010 8:51:00 AM
LOL- OHHH- man, Larry... you absolutely make my day with your crazy, funny writes. Another good one!
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Date: 6/6/2010 3:57:00 PM
Real chuckler. Good job, Larry. Have a good week, Ralph.
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Date: 6/5/2010 10:31:00 PM
You crack me up, Larry. This is priceless! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 6/5/2010 9:49:00 PM
A wonderful humorous poem
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