Kash Poet Poet Monorhyme

A Secret Funny Tale

This is going to be a secret funny tale
not told before,but now I must tell
some soupers are sending me sweet soupmails
as if they are in a journey with me in love rail
or taking me to a love island on a sail
and they are doing it constantly without fail
of course they are not male but female
till now they are thinking that I'm a male
I think it is my name that leaves a manly trail
though never did I mention that I am a male
enough is enough and now I am going to unveil
who those soupers are to turn their faces pale.






** Do not forget to read what Andrea Dietrich wrote in her
poem "A Soup Tragedy" in reply to this poem.
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Poet Destroyer A March 22, 2013 at 4:23 PM KASH, A FINE WINNING POEM.... :-) , Congratulations in ANNE'S "any poem goes" contest. Take care~ Linda

Dinda Minardi March 22, 2013 at 8:00 AM Congrats, Kash on the funny witty poem :)

Andrea Dietrich March 21, 2013 at 7:07 PM hahaha, I am glad you got on the winners list so now when people read MY reply they will understand better. Congrats AGAIN to you, my friend.

Donna Jones March 21, 2013 at 6:05 PM Congratulations on your great write Kash ..Donna

Andrea Dietrich November 17, 2012 at 1:50 PM hahaha, I remember the fun had with this poem of yours!! no, kash, I am not writing at my breakfast table (though I did one today while driving home from the gym, the short one using couplets for michael's contest). no, my fruit sonnet was pulled from one of my many chapbooks. I have at least 500 poems or more still not posted here at soup!!

Terry L. Allen May 12, 2012 at 7:08 PM I care not if your male or female and love poems I send you not. It is the friendship that I sought. I am not surprised for as I read your works I started to surmise. I bet you had a chuckle at the turn of events when treated as a male. Huggs TLee

Don Johnson September 3, 2011 at 7:17 PM very bloody good mate, bit hard sometimes ..i get into trouble too....i call some girls mate and get told they are a lady:) might be mate:)

Kabuteng P.Ink K. September 3, 2011 at 1:22 PM I knew this would place high! Super congrats, Kash! :)

Caryl Ramsdale September 3, 2011 at 3:37 AM A Third Place Win Congratulations. CR

Shani Fassbender September 1, 2011 at 9:30 PM I JUST saw what you "added" to the end of your poem - good one! Totally entertaining Mr. Kash!

Shani Fassbender September 1, 2011 at 9:27 PM Congrats on your placement in my contest....you sure do have us still guessing! Male/female, it does not matter...you are a wonderful poet. I never knew picking a contest like this to do would be so entertaining! Thanks for writing and for all the fun!

John Freeman September 1, 2011 at 9:23 PM A nice ring around the rosie, Kashinath. If we beat the hedges enough we find the rose smell--- I mean male. Great to see your poem win third . Agape, Moses

Linda-Marie Sweetheart September 1, 2011 at 11:40 AM Congrats Kash on your super third place win my friend.. great piece luv..

Andrea Dietrich September 1, 2011 at 10:22 AM Hey, Congratulations, Kash. Very well deserved for your cleverness. And I hope now that the people here will believe your disclosure!! Thanks for the inspiration you gave me to do this contest too. Luv, Andrea

Gwendolen Song September 1, 2011 at 10:21 AM Kash! What was your female name??...oh dear, I can't remember!.....Oh, well. Maybe we will have a contest just to come up with the Perrrrrfect female name for you....lol. Your poem was what poetry is all about,....releasing the inner child...and inviting others to join in on the fun...For this, ....I award you first place in my heart! My entire family was crazy about this contest...Shani did a wonderful job selecting the best! Gwendolen

Natalie The Rogue Rhymer September 1, 2011 at 9:46 AM Happy to see you up there Kash-again, great job :)

Black Eyed Susan September 1, 2011 at 8:29 AM Congratulations on your win! As I said before, you have people thoroughly confused! So funny :P

Carol Sunshine Brown September 1, 2011 at 7:16 AM Congratulations on your well deserved win in Shani's "Tell Me a Secret" contest Kashinath. Love,Carol

Lee Ramage September 1, 2011 at 6:26 AM Sort of intriguing when you don't know. Well done. Congratulations on your win. Lee

David Williams September 1, 2011 at 3:38 AM hey kash congrats on your great win.. David

Judy Ball August 31, 2011 at 10:38 PM WWhooooa! I think it's enough just to let them know you are a female. ;) That would turn me off right away. Good entry for the contest my friend. Good Luck! God Bless, JB

Kabuteng P.Ink K. August 31, 2011 at 3:46 PM haha you have amazing comments here, kash! I believe that this will score way up high--really enjoyed reading this again ;)

Jack Horne August 31, 2011 at 7:19 AM LOL, love this intriguing piece, Kash. And now you've got everyone wondering! Hope you reveal the answer after the contest - but if you're a man or a lady, your poetry's still as good. I always thought you were a guy

Johnny Sumler August 30, 2011 at 7:18 PM You've certainly rocked the Soup with this entry! I'm reading the comments like everyone trying to answer a riddle! Its so shockingly funny! This write of yours has brought everyone on the Soup together, and you're the main attraction! I've never seen anything like this, its to funny man... I read your poetry all the time and I figured u to be a woman. You are a woman right? This is hilarious! Whatever the gender you're a very talented poet!

Nancy Jones August 30, 2011 at 2:21 AM rock on!

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