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A Royal Divorce

Was the maid really in the garden... And did a blackbird really peck her nose Or was she in the kings counting house... Taking off her clothes And do you really think the queen... Would be eating bread and honey Knowing that the king himself... Was counting out his money Did four and twenty blackbirds... Really begin to sing Knowing, they were baked in a pie... And set before the king The queen should have sung a song of sixpence... With a pocket full of rye And gave the king his dainty dish... Then, kissed his butt...good-bye ~CFM~ 7-18-2019

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Date: 7/23/2019 10:48:00 AM
Charlie, this is brilliant! Your Muse was working at a full 100 percent capacity as this piece reflects your great sense of humor and wit! What an enjoyable read! Love it! Pandita
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Date: 7/21/2019 8:52:00 PM
G'day charles ... quite humorous charles. Money distracts doesn't it - thanks charles - Lindsay
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Date: 7/21/2019 11:59:00 AM
I'm just love this kind of poetry...just cool...
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Date: 7/20/2019 5:00:00 AM
Very entertaining, enjoyed! :)
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Date: 7/19/2019 8:55:00 AM
What a clever and fun write.
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Date: 7/18/2019 6:15:00 PM
LOL! So funny!
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Date: 7/18/2019 3:47:00 PM
What a delightful rhyme, Charles.
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