Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Role In a Naughty Movie

Offered a starring role in a naughty movie
Thrilled but said no, t'was much too icky gooie
As shy as I am
This sweet wee lamb
My demure demeanour makes me a bit more choosey

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Judith S December 13, 2017 at 9:41 AM What a great little piece!!!! And I see you are making SO into a limerick writer! You are an inspiration ;) Jack Ellison December 13, 2017 at 9:54 AM This blows my mind... this ultra sophisticated brilliant poet is writing limericks!!! YEE HAW! Who would have guessed! Kisses to you dear Judith! xxx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 13, 2017 at 7:33 AM Fiction? ;) <3 Jack Ellison December 13, 2017 at 7:55 AM Maaayyyybbbeeee!!!

Silent One December 13, 2017 at 6:36 AM Big bad Jack was asked to do porn, He declined, but was a little torn. Little chap was a bit shy, so he waved his chance goodbye. He knew he could not face his wife's scorn! Jack Ellison December 13, 2017 at 6:55 AM Right on SO... nothing like the wrath of a wife!!! Deep down I'm really a sweet sweet scaredy cat!!

Silent One December 13, 2017 at 6:30 AM Thats because you are the king of swagger! LOL. Jack Ellison December 13, 2017 at 6:53 AM I is, I is! You don't know what it's like to have to continually fight off the ladies! PHEW!!!