A Recipe For Promiscuity - Ty

Boring
Snoring
Warring
Whoring
Long life with a boring, snoring sod
made the wife a warring whoring broad.


For Your Turn For A Tyburn Poetry Contest
sponsored by charles messina
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Messina Avatar
August 31, 2019 at 5:35 AM
LOL- I love the humor in this one Andrea. Awesome tyburn. Congratulations on your win in my contest. Hugs always.. Charlie :)
Ravidas Avatar
August 30, 2019 at 9:40 AM
Heh, that's awesome!) Sky high. Tyburn's god tier. Congrats, Andrea.
Andresen Avatar
August 30, 2019 at 7:43 AM
- Congratulations on your great Tyburn poem, Andrea :) - hugs and happy weekend // Anne-Lise :)
Wolf Avatar
August 29, 2019 at 10:45 AM
Nice job with this tyburn, Geoffrey. Congrats on your win in the contest. Best wishes, Gershon
Robinson Jr. Avatar
January 23, 2018 at 6:27 AM
Bam! Let your laser beam words burn 'em where it hurts, Andrea. Cool Tyburn poem. I must try this form ... it's structure simple and thought complex. You deftly penned a gem. Love and best wishes for the new year, dear.
Duet Avatar
January 22, 2018 at 11:40 PM
LOL...this is hilarious, Andrea. Love it!
Dietrich Avatar
January 22, 2018 at 11:44 PM
thanks, Carole. Too bad I can't put this old one into the current contest!!
James Avatar
March 30, 2017 at 1:53 AM
very witty and so true! well done!
Rodrigues Avatar
March 11, 2017 at 7:43 PM
Great, Andrea!
Cavanaugh Avatar
September 17, 2013 at 1:18 PM
Now this is funny. I'm not familiar with this form but love the poem. This goes in my favs.
Ober Avatar
April 23, 2013 at 12:22 PM
I've never seen this form before, but WOW, this one is clever! I loved how you rhymed "sod" with "broad."
Jones Avatar
August 29, 2011 at 11:33 PM
write your style, 'cause it ROCKS!
Smith Avatar
August 29, 2011 at 9:57 AM
You got hit on a lot for your 'Recipe.' hmm... Promiscuity's a pop topic in poet world. D'ya think 'Promiscuity for Dummies' would sell well?
Ramage Avatar
August 27, 2011 at 11:15 PM
Well done congratulations! Lee
Foster Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 11:13 PM
Not a recipe I would want to follow, but understandable consequences. :-) Congrats, and twins sound fun. luv Margaret
Horne Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 4:19 PM
number one that is, not no one : )
Horne Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 4:17 PM
a well deserved no one : ) Many congrats, my friend. I'll read your latest poems tonight after sending out all the congrats
Beam Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 12:42 PM
congrats on win, hope you don't mind but I will not be saving this recipe:)
Minardi Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 10:49 AM
This is a witty poem, Andrea. You packaged it wonderfully. Congratulations! Yeeyyy!!! 1st place!! :)
Brown Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 7:34 AM
Congratulations on your number 1 spot in the contest Andrea. My friend you so deserve this. I can't tell you how happy I am for you that you took top spot. I just couldn't get my mind to wrap around it so I did not enter this one. I am getting another cup of coffee and going to read this again and add it to my favs. Cheers my friend. Love, Carol
Nair Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 1:09 AM
thanks for comments and congrats on your 1st place...well-deserved..that piece was such a stunner, jag
Sweetheart Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 11:13 PM
Congrats Andrea on your first place win in Tyburn.. great choice of words.. I guess I did not get the idea of this way placing so low..luv..
Richards Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 10:54 PM
Congratulations, Andrea! Number one girl you are!!! :)
Johnson Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 9:51 PM
Nice to see your no. 1 Andrea. Congratulations. Joyce
Freeman Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 8:56 PM
Mercy Me! Congratulations Andrea on your first place.
Arowolo Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 7:07 PM
Congratulations on your win,Andrea..Good tyburn.
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