A Pound For a Pound

Finn and Mcgee went fishing once more With the money they saved up all year They rented a cabin up by the lake And filled it with fish bate and beer For two weeks of fishing They made it their mission To wake up and start at first light With poles in their hands They hardly could wait For a big fish to come up and bit Day after day They fished and they fished but barely got even a nibble Then on the last day McGee caught a trout That apparently wasn't so fickle Now on the way Home Finn said " McGee You Know what this fish, has cost you---- ---A thousand Quid" "Well Finn, if it did Then I glad I didn't catch two"