Jan Allison Poet Limerick

A Poem For the Ladies - Now a Collaboration

My bladder behaves through the night
Each morning my flow is just right.... 
But throughout the day 
There is hell to pay
It's bursting; I cross my legs tight

WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON

Ladies and gentlemen please feel free to join in, send me your limericks by soup mail or in your comment as I will add them to the poem


In order to keep all my friends 
I refrain from doing the bends
No trips to the loo
I hold in my poo
And strap on a pair of depends!

WRITTEN BY T S POETRY
 
10/10/19




Super Girl she had buns of steel
Clark wanted to make them a meal
He played them like a flute
Until she let out a toot
Then he couldn’t seal the deal!

Written by Richard Lamoureux

Half an hour since her last patter-pitter,
and she’s facing the next bladder-splitter.
If she runs or she leaps,
something critical seeps,
and you’d better stand back if she titters.

 Written by Nina Parmenter

While driving I often need to pee
When bathrooms are miles away from me
I step harder on the gas
hoping my urge will soon pass
While speeding towards the nearest tree

When out golfing and ready to tee
I sometimes feel a strong urge to pee
with no bathrooms near by
I throw my golf club high
while I run to find the nearest tree

written by Tania Kitchin

From dawn till two I’m on that loo
Black lace ‘n silk won’t see me through
Need porous panties
Huge knicks; no scanties
In need of help ~ what should I do?

Written by Ann Gilmor

When I go out I hate to drink too much
Because I'll have to go potty and such
On a day I don't care,
It's plastic underwear
Lace with thick liner, to catch water rush

Written By Alexis Y

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Darlene De Beaulieu November 12, 2019 at 1:36 PM Hello Jan Allison, these are great limericks i read. Enjoyed them all. by for now .have a nice day my friend. Jan Allison November 12, 2019 at 1:41 PM thanks Darlene:-) hugs Jan xx

Old Buck November 9, 2019 at 6:28 PM Jan: I enjoyed all of these but tried not to laugh too hard. :o) It can be a disaster and at my age, can't run any faster. Keep up the good work, oldbuck Jan Allison November 12, 2019 at 1:40 PM lol thanks Old Buck and to be honest the cold weather at the moment plays havoc ... ooops I must dash lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne October 23, 2019 at 7:32 AM LOL, well done, everyone Jan Allison October 23, 2019 at 4:55 PM Thanks Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper October 17, 2019 at 11:18 PM wonderful write :) a problem I still have :) Jan Allison October 23, 2019 at 4:55 PM aww thanks Eve:-( hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. October 15, 2019 at 7:05 PM Hi Jan, It seems as though I am late to the Limerick " collaboration" party. As always this is so funny my friend. I will see what I can come up with:-) Alexis Jan Allison October 23, 2019 at 4:54 PM thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin October 15, 2019 at 6:20 PM Ha ha, very funny, but true! Soup mail sent. :) Jan Allison October 23, 2019 at 4:54 PM thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen October 12, 2019 at 3:32 PM - Our toilet routines can be very different Jan, some only need to go three to four times a day - other pee twice as many times :) - It's tiring if you constantly have to know where the nearest toilet is because you have to pee often :) ... and it is not in all situations that you have the opportunity to go to the bathroom ... let the limericks roll :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Kim Rodrigues October 14, 2019 at 6:30 PM Rico, it’s like they don’t want old folks in paradise! Rico Leffanta October 12, 2019 at 6:49 PM Honolulu is the only USA capitol without public restrooms in the downtown area, and many fast food establishments do not provide toilet facilities, nor a place to wash one's hands, so practice keeping your legs crossed on the flight over! Aloha! Rico

Harry Horsman October 12, 2019 at 8:16 AM Excellent limerick Jan, thinking one up, right now.

Rico Leffanta October 10, 2019 at 7:54 PM Expresso could be the cause - or it could be hubby, but hey, it keeps you writing, doesn't it? Aloha! Rico

DM Babbit October 10, 2019 at 9:58 AM Soooo true. Jan Allison October 10, 2019 at 10:27 AM Thanks so much for dropping by DM, my bladder is like a camel overnight but in the day ... lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart October 10, 2019 at 9:20 AM Giggles, I often refer to the invisible leash (that, and the bladder is not a muscle) ;D, Love it Jan! xomo :))) Jan Allison October 10, 2019 at 9:28 AM Lol mo:-) I woken with this silly poem in my head lol:-) but is it true... I admit to nothing lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ts Poetry October 10, 2019 at 8:27 AM In order to keep all my friends... I refrain from doing the bends... no trips to the loo... I hold in my poo... and strap on a pair of depends... Jan Allison October 10, 2019 at 10:31 AM **THANKS** my predictive text is on overdrive today Jan Allison October 10, 2019 at 10:29 AM The is for suggesting a collaboration TS I hope some others join in the madness:-) hugs Jan xx Jan Allison October 10, 2019 at 9:27 AM Lol TS what a lovely limerick reply, will be interesting to see how many ladies can relate to the poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart October 10, 2019 at 9:20 AM Lol! ;D,