John Baie Poet Rhyme

A New Zealand Visit With the Maori People

During a tour in this island nation, 
a Maori guide was seeking a nomination.

Among our tour he sought out a spokesman,
to respond to the chief's words, as a small token.

"Sir, will you represent your touring tribe?"
"Yes," I responded, "for a very large bribe!"

I wanted to know what was required.
Giving a speech was nothing I desired.

"No. There's nothing to it at all.
Just go up there and stand up tall."

As we closed in on the Maori stage, 
changes to instructions began to be made.

"Say some words when the chief's talk is done.
It's just a matter of having some fun."

"You must always show a serious face.
Or the chief will put you in your place."

"In your speech, you must show respect.
Or the gravest insult, the chief will suspect."

I was as nervous as one could be.
I seriously considered an option to flee.

"Don't worry too much," the Maori man said.
"I'll give you some cues to ease your dread."

The chief rambled on with his lengthy speech.
Then it was my turn, into the breach.

Nervously, I told the chief about my tribe.
"We're from a cruise ship, traveling far and wide."

I could think of nothing else, just wanted to be gone.
The guide then whispered, "Sing the chief a song."

Again, the Maori guide bent my ear,
"Have your tribe do a song near and dear."

'Take Me Out to the Ball Game' invaded my mind.
Could I get away with that this time?

I asked my tribe to all pitch in.
And we all sang loudly that sporting hymn.

Congratulations were given, a job well done.
Everyone cheered as they had much fun.

I was so glad that things worked out.
Would I do it again? Without a doubt!

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Connie Marcum Wong February 4, 2022 at 5:04 PM This gave me a good laugh at everyone singing that song being put on the spot. For me that would have been a really dreaded thing to have to be on stage and perform. You express this delightfully from beginning to end and I see why it was a top winner. Congratulations John. Blessings xxoo

L Milton Hankins February 4, 2022 at 8:48 AM Congratulations, John, on your podium placement. I was enamored with your adventure. It reminded me of a similar incident when we were in Tanzania. I would do it again, too! John Baie February 4, 2022 at 9:53 AM Sir: I'm Honored by your selection of my poem, A New Zealand Visit with the Maori people, as a PoetrySoup Premier Contest winner. Though I've done prose, poetry is a new adventure for me. I'm enjoying it. I really appreciate this honor which emboldens me to future pursuits in this field. Thank you, John Baie