A New Rug

Went out to the carpet store
to buy a brand new rug
When the sales guy on the floor
came up and gave a hug

He thaid how can I help you
I said I needed sisal
he thaid no Thir, thath incorrect
I think that you mean thithal

I was a little red cheeked
some things come out I guess
Don't know what made me say it
but I answered yeth !!

So he showed me all his thithal
thix rugth to be ethact
We found the one we wanted
off to the car we packed

Stopped by to get some dinner
a cafe near the lake
The waitress said "and you sir?"
I thaid the t-bone thtake

Medium, rare or well done?
whilst writing on her pad
I thaid it did not matter
ath long ath ith not bad !!

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