A New Rug

Went out to the carpet store to buy a brand new rug When the sales guy on the floor came up and gave a hug He thaid how can I help you I said I needed sisal he thaid no Thir, thath incorrect I think that you mean thithal I was a little red cheeked some things come out I guess Don't know what made me say it but I answered yeth !! So he showed me all his thithal thix rugth to be ethact We found the one we wanted off to the car we packed Stopped by to get some dinner a cafe near the lake The waitress said "and you sir?" I thaid the t-bone thtake Medium, rare or well done? whilst writing on her pad I thaid it did not matter ath long ath ith not bad !!