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A New Monster in Loch Ness

I saw the huge beast from the dock. The scene evoked bowel loosening shock. Run and hide, Nessie! It's about to get messy. Rosie O'Donnell* is swimming in the Loch. (*or insert your "favorite" celebrity name here)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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