A Million Changes a Heart

Pardon me, did you just hand me a million bucks For doing nothing at all Or will you demand With some command To have me at your beck and call? Ok, sure a mill would be handy But will you have the gall To make me your slave? If that’s what you crave Then of course I’m very appalled I’m always asked to return favors No matter how large or small They may throw me a smile Or a super large pile Wait a minute, a millions’ quite a haul! Pardon me, but if I get to keep the money I will certainly not forestall I’ll do whatever you ask And be up to the task I’ll even get on my knees and crawl For Pardon Me, Did You Just... contest