A Matter of Discontent

When I have finished with this body And hopefully ascend the heavenly stair, I'm going to go into Heaven's workshop And have a word with the management there. I've not been too happy with their merchandise. I feel I didn't receive of their best. Perhaps I got one of the rejects. Well it wasn't as good as some of the rest! Oh the model was alright to begin with, Then little flaws began to show. Perhaps it was assembled by a -non peace- worker. Or maybe an illegal immigrant from-down below-. However it 's been of very poor quality. It's needed alot of repair. Another thing it creases too easily It's got wrinkles everywhere. Also the materials too stretchy, It goes baggy after alot of use. Needs to stand up better to stress and strain Can't seem to take alot of abuse. And if it gets a hole in it It really is a pain!! Oh you can repair it, stitch it up But it's never quite the same again. I also want to discuss style. Sorry, I feel the design isn't up to scratch. I want to know for example, Why tops and bottoms just don't match? I've noticed on quite a few models Proportions all up the wall, Overdone at the top,hips flared too much. And I don't go for the pear shape at all!!! Also I wanted to always look good in it, Perhaps that's rather vain. Well at least be comfortable with it And not have cause to complain. Some say I might get a replacement. If I do one things for sure, I'll check it out thoroughly next time Before it leaves the production floor.