A Married Man In Kentucky

There’s a young married man in Kentucky
Who finds all touchy-feely stuff yucky
He is so uptight
he shakes hands goodnight
He says he’d like kids, but some guys aren’t lucky
2/11/22
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Wolf Avatar
February 12, 2022 at 8:35 PM
Hilarious, Robert! -- 'He shakes hands goodnight.' lol! ~ Bowing low
Gorelick Avatar
February 14, 2022 at 5:34 PM
Anyway, no child support to worry about. Laughs back at ya!
Rodrigues Avatar
February 11, 2022 at 2:39 PM
LOL…really funny, Robert!
De Beaulieu Avatar
February 11, 2022 at 11:56 AM
Hello Robert Gorelick, this is humorous. it mad me laugh. Enjoy your day my friend.
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