A Man's World?

They say this is a man's world but women have the upper hand, we solve the mysteries of the universe but it's women we can't understand. A female walks by in a mini skirt and immediately we are lost, and when it comes to buying clothes it's the man who counts the cost. If a man takes his clothes off in public it's certain an arrest will ensue, but if a young lady does the same thing she will instantly start a queue. If a man should catch a bad cold an ambulance is on it's way, but if a woman catches the flu she carries on with her normal day. The day that men become pregnant is the day we will understand, that man can only rule this world if women are in command.