A Man Thang

The time has finally come,
As we men most often fear
That dreaded magic finger,
Thank God it's once a year!

The doctor does his duty,
It'll all be over soon
We'll take a subtle bow,
To show our hairy moons!

POP!...goes the latex,
We hear the squirts of gel
What only takes a moment,
Seems like a month in hell!

We'll grit our teeth in fury,
Oh, what an awkward twist
"Doc, is that your finger?!"
"It feels just like a fist!!"

As we waddle from the office,
Our boxers rather moist
Manhood's left on the table,
Although it's freedom's choice!

The time has come to pass,
We'll dare not shed a tear
A comfy sofa awaits us,
Our egos nursed with beer!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 8/4/2013 8:22:00 PM
Had to laff at this one...not only us women that endure these thangs . lol SuZ
Login to Reply
Date: 8/3/2013 11:37:00 AM
Outrageously funny....oh my ...and the visuals...hilarious!
Login to Reply
Date: 8/2/2013 12:51:00 AM
haha! I LIKES this mucho. At least you don't have to go thru child birth and gynecology visits with pap smears all the time!!! Ugggg (not to mention the boob squeezing mammograms!)
Login to Reply
Toran Avatar
Milton Toran
Date: 8/2/2013 1:04:00 PM
Typical males and our shallow egos! LOL!! Thanks Andrea! God bless U!...Milt
Date: 8/1/2013 6:40:00 AM
The joys of the aging process, and the wonderful examinations that come with them. Clever and witty write. Us females endure worse at the Gynecologist !!
Login to Reply
Toran Avatar
Milton Toran
Date: 8/2/2013 1:05:00 PM
Ya sure do! Thanks Kim and God bless U!...Milt
Date: 7/31/2013 11:13:00 PM
Yeah getting a physical. Never did like my primary care physician looking down there. Good poem
Login to Reply
Toran Avatar
Milton Toran
Date: 8/2/2013 1:06:00 PM
Thanks PJ! God bless U!...Milt
Get a Premium Membership
Get more exposure for your poetry and more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Member Area

My Admin
Profile and Settings
Edit My Poems
Edit My Quotes
Edit My Short Stories
Edit My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder

Soup Social

Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us

Member Poems

Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread

Member Poets

Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest

Famous Poems

Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100

Famous Poets

Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War

Poetry Resources

Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
Store
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter