A Man Named Trump

There once was a man named Trump
Who looked like a baboon’s rump
But the people don’t care 
About his face or his hair 
As long as they pay less at the pump.

*It has come to my attention that some have been greatly offended and upset by this limerick.  If I have offended any baboons out there, I hereby apologise unreservedly.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Blanca Avatar
February 22, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Gread job Paul love it.
Andrews Avatar
February 22, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Thank you very much, Lunita.
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