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a throne dilemma just one sheet left on the roll ~ do i use both sides Written on 13th January 2021. Senryu - Humorous, Satirical or Dark Poetry Contest Sponsored By Tania Kitchin. 5/7/5/

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Valsa George

Date: 3/28/2022 5:19:00 AM

This is indeed so funny, Tom ! Really enjoyed !

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/28/2022 5:47:00 AM

Thank you very much Valsa, humour keeps the world smiling. Tom

Indiana Shaw

Date: 2/6/2021 1:05:00 PM

You're such a card, Tom, keep your funnies rolling out ; )

Tom Cunningham
Date: 2/6/2021 1:33:00 PM

Lol, glad you enjoyed the humour. Hope your weekend is going well. Tom

Eve Roper

Date: 1/31/2021 10:28:00 AM

Shame to be left in a dilemma. Well said and enjoyed reading, Tom , good luck in the contest. . Hugs Eve

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/31/2021 11:36:00 AM

Thank you very much Eve, glad you enjoyed the humour. I hope you are well now. Tom

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 1/31/2021 8:19:00 AM

Ha ha, a tough one. You might have to improvise and use the cardboard. ;0)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/31/2021 11:36:00 AM

Lol, what a dire situation to be in, you wouldn't wish it on your worst enemy.

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 1/30/2021 11:49:00 AM

Oh Tom, this is so hilarious and the pic so so funny, I wonder to how many of us this has happened - this must be a win for sure! Excellent. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/30/2021 12:25:00 PM

Thank you very much Jennifer, im glad it gave you a laugh, and the moral of the story is, always check the throne room is well stocked before sitting down. Tom

Sara Kendrick

Date: 1/29/2021 10:01:00 AM

Good one. Is there anymore is the question today? I hope so. Maybe you need to order a bidet so you won't need much. Just air dry. Our daughter got my husband one and it was not expensive but it sprang a leak once and it had to be replaced. Sara

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/29/2021 10:33:00 AM

Thank you Sara, Thankfully Ive never been in that situation but have heard of it happening to others. Tom

Terry Flood

Date: 1/22/2021 3:19:00 PM

Congrats on your win, Tom. And congrats on getting me to comprehend what a blinking senyru wotsit is. Just for future reference though... have you never wondered why so many people buy ‘The Sun’ or the ‘Daily Star’? Funny & familiar, well done. Terry

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/23/2021 1:48:00 AM

Thanks Terry, I'm posh, I use the times for emergencies lol. Tom

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 1/17/2021 10:43:00 AM

Soo funny, Tom! And this is something to which all of us can relate. Congrats on your win! Enjoyed, my friend. Hugs, Carolyn

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/17/2021 11:11:00 AM

Thank you very much Carolyn, a fate worse than death. Lol Tom

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 1/17/2021 7:44:00 AM

Congrats on your win and congrats on a hilarious choice for your winning poem. Blessings, Jennifer

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/17/2021 7:46:00 AM

Thank you very much Jennifer, im happy you enjoyed the humour, enjoy your weekend. Tom

Heidi Sands

Date: 1/16/2021 6:40:00 AM

LOL! Thank you for the laugh today Tom. :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/16/2021 7:44:00 AM

Thank you very much Heidi, im happy you enjoyed the humour, hope your weekend is going well. Tom

Judy Ball

Date: 1/15/2021 11:39:00 PM

This made me chuckle. Reach for some kleenex or a paper towel or SOMETHING! oohoohoohoo! Congrats and God Bless, JB

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/16/2021 1:34:00 AM

Lol, thank you Judy, im happy you the humour. Enjoy your weekend. Tom

Janice Canerdy

Date: 1/15/2021 5:46:00 PM

First, CONGRATS, Tom. Second--Ewww! LOL! Janice

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/16/2021 1:33:00 AM

Lol, thank you Janice, have a great weekend. Tom

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/15/2021 6:31:00 AM

Lol! Tom, Yuck! Congratulations on your fine win:-) Alexis

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/15/2021 6:33:00 AM

Thank you Alexis, certainly not a nice situation to be in lol. Enjoy your weekend. Tom

Mark Koplin

Date: 1/15/2021 5:13:00 AM

That's a bad deal right there, Congrats on your win Tom!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/15/2021 5:24:00 AM

Thank you very much Mark, that feeling of hopelessness when you realise its not going to do the job lol Tom

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/15/2021 2:07:00 AM

:))) ... love this one, Tom :) -Congratulations on your win :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/15/2021 5:24:00 AM

Thank you very much Anne, im glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Carol Mitra

Date: 1/14/2021 9:39:00 PM

Yikes....LoL....Congrats on your win Tom..Its an eye rolling matter :))

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/15/2021 1:40:00 AM

Lol, it certainly is Carol, thank you. Tom

Line Gauthier

Date: 1/14/2021 6:39:00 PM

LOL ~ good one, Tom

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/15/2021 1:39:00 AM

Thank you Line, im happy you enjoyed the humour. Hope you're ok. Tom

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/14/2021 4:34:00 PM

Back with congratulations, Tom!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/14/2021 5:05:00 PM

Thank you very much Kim. Tom

Jan Allison

Date: 1/14/2021 3:08:00 PM

Dropping back with many congrats Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/14/2021 3:26:00 PM

Thank you very much Jan, Tom

Jenna Logan

Date: 1/14/2021 2:24:00 PM

Tom, I am so happy to see your Senryu as a first place winner.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/14/2021 2:29:00 PM

Thank you very much for your return visit Jenna, Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/14/2021 1:06:00 PM

cute one, Tom. Congrats on the win. This is a hot topic I see!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/14/2021 2:10:00 PM

Thank you very much Andrea im glad you liked it. Tom

Gary Radice

Date: 1/14/2021 12:32:00 PM

Great - there's definitely a toilet thing going on in this competition. Well done Tom! I'm really enjoying reading these.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/14/2021 2:10:00 PM

Thank you very much Gary, glad you enjoyed it, you wouldn't wish that on your worst enemy lol. Tom

Tania Kitchin

Date: 1/14/2021 11:57:00 AM

Tom, congratulations on your first place win with your funny poem, made me laugh!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/14/2021 2:08:00 PM

Thank you very much Tania, nothing beats toilet humour to raise a laugh, Lol. Thank you too for hosting. Tom

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/14/2021 11:48:00 AM

Oh don’t you hate when that happens. My husband will call for me but I usually have to pat pat then scurry to the closet for more...lol

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/14/2021 2:05:00 PM

Lol, it wasn't fiction after all. See my comment to Jan. When you're in a rush you forget to take stock Tom

Quoth Theraven

Date: 1/14/2021 11:28:00 AM

Tom, In the days before TP, Groucho Marx said his family was partial to using the Morning World or the Herald Tribune. But they're out of print. May I suggest the New York Times? -Richard

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/14/2021 2:03:00 PM

Lol, thats how it was back in the day, recycling isnt anything new. Thanks Richard. Tom