Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Little Known Fact

Farting for 6 years can create an atomic bomb
Seems the military should invest in “beans.com”
That'd be a smelly war
Really soil your drawers
So don't light a match and just remain calm

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Tom Cunningham June 3, 2019 at 3:27 PM It used to be ban the bomb but now it will be ban the bean. Head for the shelters , grab some tins of food BUT no beans or it might take the roof off. Jack Ellison June 3, 2019 at 3:37 PM HAHAHA! Love it!!! OOOOOEEEEEE!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart June 3, 2019 at 6:52 AM Hmmm, I know it's danderous eating chili... Jack Ellison June 3, 2019 at 9:06 AM Look, just do as I say and everything will be fine! I'm doing this for the good of mankind and me... us!!! Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart June 3, 2019 at 8:00 AM Lol! Running a protection racket now are ya? Jack Ellison June 3, 2019 at 7:24 AM Well, there you go... I'm here to help you through this crazy world! I don't expect payment for this service but a cheque now and then for expenses would help! Thank you in advance... yours truly, Jack Ellison XOX