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A Little Known Fact

Farting for 6 years can create an atomic bomb Seems the military should invest in “beans.com” That'd be a smelly war Really soil your drawers So don't light a match and just remain calm

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Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/3/2019 3:27:00 PM

It used to be ban the bomb but now it will be ban the bean. Head for the shelters , grab some tins of food BUT no beans or it might take the roof off.

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/3/2019 3:37:00 PM

HAHAHA! Love it!!! OOOOOEEEEEE!

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 6/3/2019 6:52:00 AM

Hmmm, I know it's danderous eating chili...

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/3/2019 9:06:00 AM

Look, just do as I say and everything will be fine! I'm doing this for the good of mankind and me... us!!!

Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 6/3/2019 8:00:00 AM

Lol! Running a protection racket now are ya?

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/3/2019 7:24:00 AM

Well, there you go... I'm here to help you through this crazy world! I don't expect payment for this service but a cheque now and then for expenses would help! Thank you in advance... yours truly, Jack Ellison XOX