Jack Horne Poet Rhyme

A Kiss Under the Mistletoe

I met the woman of my dreams -
The girl I’d love to date -
But feeling shy, I looked away
(I thought she’d like my mate).

She waved a sprig of mistletoe,
I blushed and stood beneath,
My pulse was racing till I saw
She’d just removed her teeth.

4th December for Rhonda’s A Kiss under the Mistletoe contest

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Poet Destroyer A December 26, 2014 at 9:44 PM JACK, CONGRATULATIONS on having a top win in the kissing Mistletoe contest... Love LINDA

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl December 19, 2014 at 8:41 AM Congratulations Jack as always a great giggle. It's been so long since I've been here, I'm feeling guilty xx

Barbara Gorelick December 17, 2014 at 6:17 PM Oh my gosh, this is hysterical..glad I picked this one to read. congrats and I hope you kissed her anyway...lol. BG

Brenda Meier-Hans December 17, 2014 at 11:28 AM Hahaha. I love your humour Jack. Congratulations on your win.

Dr.Ram Mehta December 17, 2014 at 4:35 AM Really enjoyed the fun and humor, congratulations on the win,

Paul Callus December 16, 2014 at 12:15 PM Oh this is just great Jack!! Love your wit. Congrats on a merited win. // Hope you have a joyous festive season. // paul

Terry O'Leary December 20, 2013 at 4:28 PM Weirdly funny... Terry

David Fisher December 14, 2013 at 7:14 PM Boy, that really hits you in the gut. Good funny poem.

Audrey Haick December 11, 2013 at 10:21 PM LOL!! This is hilarious, Jack! You do "humor" so well! I've enjoyed reading this...just picturing this makes me chuckle. x Always, Annalise

Kathryn Collins December 11, 2013 at 9:32 AM very very funny and well written. Hats off.

Chuck Melugin December 10, 2013 at 6:44 PM I laughed & laughed!! chuck

The Situation December 6, 2013 at 4:07 PM sorry i just cant see this winning.

Matthew Anish December 6, 2013 at 12:22 PM Cute poem - hope you win the contest. Keep it up! Peace & Blessings Matthew Anish

Nette Onclaud December 6, 2013 at 7:00 AM john!.. i was gettimng gooey till you turned goofy!.. lol, impressed!.. woonderfully comic.. huggs

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri December 5, 2013 at 3:57 AM Ha ha what an amusin limerick john! False teeth lady gaga.?

Dr.Ram Mehta December 4, 2013 at 9:32 PM Very humorous write, Jack

Debbie Guzzi December 4, 2013 at 4:40 PM OMG teeth are a much LOL good one! Thanks so much for stopping by, reading and commenting on my verse. Light & Love

Sara Kendrick December 4, 2013 at 4:24 PM Ha....Ha... Ha...LOL>>Whoa!!! Mistletoe kisses might not be the greatest huh....Thanks for all the visits..Sara

Andrea Dietrich December 4, 2013 at 4:06 PM hahahaha. LOVE IT.

Anne-Lise Andresen December 4, 2013 at 2:26 PM - A toothless kiss ....................... - Luck in contest ! - // Anne-Lise :))