A Kiss Under the Mistletoe

I met the woman of my dreams -
The girl I’d love to date -
But feeling shy, I looked away
(I thought she’d like my mate).

She waved a sprig of mistletoe,
I blushed and stood beneath,
My pulse was racing till I saw
She’d just removed her teeth.

4th December for Rhonda’s A Kiss under the Mistletoe contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 12/26/2014 9:44:00 PM
JACK, CONGRATULATIONS on having a top win in the kissing Mistletoe contest... Love LINDA
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Date: 12/19/2014 8:41:00 AM
Congratulations Jack as always a great giggle. It's been so long since I've been here, I'm feeling guilty xx
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Date: 12/17/2014 6:17:00 PM
Oh my gosh, this is hysterical..glad I picked this one to read. congrats and I hope you kissed her anyway...lol. BG
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Date: 12/17/2014 11:28:00 AM
Hahaha. I love your humour Jack. Congratulations on your win.
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Date: 12/17/2014 4:35:00 AM
Really enjoyed the fun and humor, congratulations on the win,
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Date: 12/16/2014 12:15:00 PM
Oh this is just great Jack!! Love your wit. Congrats on a merited win. // Hope you have a joyous festive season. // paul
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Date: 12/20/2013 4:28:00 PM
Weirdly funny... Terry
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Date: 12/14/2013 7:14:00 PM
Boy, that really hits you in the gut. Good funny poem.
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Date: 12/11/2013 10:21:00 PM
LOL!! This is hilarious, Jack! You do "humor" so well! I've enjoyed reading this...just picturing this makes me chuckle. x Always, Annalise
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Date: 12/11/2013 9:32:00 AM
very very funny and well written. Hats off.
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Date: 12/10/2013 6:44:00 PM
I laughed & laughed!! chuck
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Date: 12/6/2013 4:07:00 PM
sorry i just cant see this winning.
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Date: 12/6/2013 12:22:00 PM
Cute poem - hope you win the contest. Keep it up! Peace & Blessings Matthew Anish
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Date: 12/6/2013 7:00:00 AM
john!.. i was gettimng gooey till you turned goofy!.. lol, impressed!.. woonderfully comic.. huggs
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Date: 12/5/2013 3:57:00 AM
Ha ha what an amusin limerick john! False teeth lady gaga.?
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Date: 12/4/2013 9:32:00 PM
Very humorous write, Jack
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Date: 12/4/2013 4:40:00 PM
OMG teeth are a much LOL good one! Thanks so much for stopping by, reading and commenting on my verse. Light & Love
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Date: 12/4/2013 4:24:00 PM
Ha....Ha... Ha...LOL>>Whoa!!! Mistletoe kisses might not be the greatest huh....Thanks for all the visits..Sara
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Date: 12/4/2013 4:06:00 PM
hahahaha. LOVE IT.
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Date: 12/4/2013 2:26:00 PM
- A toothless kiss ....................... - Luck in contest ! - // Anne-Lise :))
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