A Jingle Bell Bop
A Jingle Bell Bop
Santa Claus was worn out and deflated
"Get yourself to bed" the Mrs stated
She got in herself
Dressed up as an elf
And what arose up next was x-rated.
Santa was due to be at his workshop
So the frolicking came to a full stop
Helpers had done well
They'd made all things swell
And all were dancing a jingle bell bop.
The jingle bell bop got them excited
Elves and reindeer as a team united
They roped Santa in
And made such a din
Bopping around the workshop, ignited.
Santa and crew worked very hard next day
Getting all the presents onto the sleigh
In the sky they rode
Led by Rudolph’s nose
To get gifts to children for Christmas day.
They'd had plenty to eat, minced pies and wine
Which went down a treat, 'twas simply divine
Exhausted, but pleased
All down on their knees
Praying children were pleased and all was fine.
Mrs Claus was happy Santa was back
They were soon snuggled up back in the sack
Santa was too tired
To meet her desires
So was no boppin’or ballin' the Jack
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Christmas 2021
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