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A Humorous Exaggeration

During the surpossium I heard his voice as if he were talking only to me: she said, in a conversation with a group of women. You know how it is< everything is centered around gaining your attention: in a room of twenty other none seemed to hear him talking to me. She smiled seeming specail:Professor Falco Apivorus aka "the Honey Buzzard", I didn't know, I just didn't know! Her smile turned into a frown. Professer Apivorus was a strange person who enjoyed wisking rich women off there feet using his charm and smarts to enertain them while his faithful would extract there riches while her wined and dined them in his lavious estate at Bingo Mountain. "He'd use honey in everything" the adventere only lasted three nights and four days during the harvest of Honey. While we romaned the nights away his Minions were busy using my phone to access my accounts. They would use lesser value bitcoins in place of my more valued stocks. By the time we'd find out it was to late. The only thing strange about the whole ordeal was when he left to go to the market He drove a custom Zoom Machine and wore a cape and mask: I was to wait at the house while he went to the store. I simply looked out the window and there he was. Strange: I called one of my ex-male freinds and told him where I was. He too had prevledge . He flew his private jet to where I was. All within the time this fella was gone to the store. He hide in the backyard until the Professor came home. His freinds filmed the whole ordeal. A karate fight in the front yard. With a Man in a mask and cae. Then his staff came and they unloaded the plane, boy they karate chopped and did spinkicks! When my male friend approached the fella, and asked him who sahll I say I've defeated, The Professor answered " Buleo from LoamHedge" The Worlds famous Honey Buzzard" lavender rich honey my darling lavender rich honey! The Car was a 2025 5 million dollar Misston Whip Special V_12 Limited black with a V-12 engine. "What a shame this fool was so crazy: he was a damn good lover" she told the women in attendance.I took the leer Jet back with My freind. He tried to use the occasion to marry me, I told him " I'd think about it" Voice Overs and Carttoon Inc hosted a "a Talk with Miss Franny" a Cake and Cookie affair in discussions about the " Infamous Honey Buzzard" Professor Apivorus Of Bingo Mountain, ( Kruspe and bassoon solos) written by Aria Candenza Sweet Music Suite Music Sweet Suite Love LLC

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