A Hot Stake

If ye continueth to trespass upon my land, Me thinks it is time to take a stand. Ye rogues and knaves are forever banned from unwarranted encroachment upon my land. Thou shalt yield to my demand. Thou shalt wind up like Spam that is canned. For every violator that is a trespasser and creep, I shall take my sword and plunge it deep. There are two alternatives thou can take. Thou can have thine head cut off or be burned at the stake. Burned at the stake is preferred at the first crop? A hot stake is better than a cold chop. writ
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Mehta Avatar
March 1, 2014 at 8:42 AM
Congrats on the win. The flowing expressions, robert
Davis Avatar
February 24, 2014 at 8:24 AM
Robert This is very unique and interesting. I know now not to invade your territory. LOL Nicely done. Thanks for the nice comment on my Willpower poem.
Pettit Avatar
February 24, 2014 at 10:37 PM
I was inspired by one of the earlier shorts by the Three Stooges. Thank you for reviewing this one Robin.
Graham Avatar
June 23, 2012 at 8:35 PM
This is comical but also makes obvious your talent. I wouldn't want to be the object of your wrath.
Collins Avatar
June 22, 2012 at 7:25 AM
You think? I hear the chop is quicker. now this is priceless Robert! Kathy
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