A Hospital Hoot

A Hospital Hoot!



Twas a freezing winter that year!
Drove in a fright that dark, starless night.
Car sliding all over slick, Chicago ice.
Was having labor pains, please hurry!

Stood at intake desk, big as a house.
Question they asked, oh,why this winner?
"Why are you here?"
Panagiota:  "To deliver!"

It only got worse,as, no kidding,
The dunce really asked: "Deliver what?
I gave that witless  wench, an answer most
fitting,
" Why, a boatload of bananas, what else"
  
Panagiota Romios
4//20/2019
              
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Wolf Avatar
April 22, 2019 at 12:45 PM
Ha, ha! Nicely delivered. Did you accompany those bananas with a Hawaiian Punch?! :) gw
Romios Avatar
April 22, 2019 at 1:06 PM
You kill me, honestly! Take the punch to Saint Francis Hosital in Evanstin in my name, please? Merci, Panagiota
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