A Handy Dandy Family Thing I Did Not Know From Adam

A handy dandy family thing, I did not know from Adam Monstrous disembodied giant hairy hand... reached out thru Macbook Pro Lenovo external screen "no way can this be real," I muttered to no one in particular. Bug eyed, slack jawed, yours truly froze petrified as an insidious wrist took rat - manifested arm - matured into huge fingered palm meadowed beast, reached out thru cyberspace, the likes of which garden variety club roguish poor trait pal mystery, aye never saw before since which can easily cast spell. Immobilized with fear hypnotic trance rendered me immobile nsync king fast into an hub bomb bin hubble likeness of very same entity. Entire body electric (mine) courtesy dark shadows suddenly rendered me into phantasmagorical multi dimensional gruesome garden variety golem, no longer cowardly (lion of course) bear with me, and play along, and also bull eave tigers live in Tony neighborhoods. Actually spookiness made avast improvement upon mine former physiognomy, this flickr ring quick assessment surmised courtesy hesitantly exploring, qua tactile alien features comprising faux paws linkedin to Neanderthal being over laying inferior features (mine) plus pluperfect poetic opportunity without rhyme nor reason (ugh questionable place the word palimpsest fits). Thus Spake Zarathustra yawping, plucking, engendering... binary rhythm - imagine dragons chiming 2001 a space odyssey theme and protohuman (actually disguised actor) appearing within opening scene. Chewbacca look alike or his doppelganger, (albeit pint size version standing seventy inches), nonetheless stark improvement versus geeky, nerdy, ugly... born this way poker face chap emboldened to frighten bully wannabe and/or their ilk. Damn, another daydream proved "FAKE" thus dashing hoop dreams and condemning one lone deplorable basket case schlemazel to experience nightmarish gallery courtesy outer limits of twilight zone.