Jack Ellison Poet Narrative

A Girlie Under the Blanket

Last night my tortured mind did wander
Imagined all the Hollywood starlets
Wanted to squeeze me and cover me with kisses
My body was their ultimate target

Now I'm aware I have an amazing physique
Young girlies would really die for
But we all must conduct ourselves with order
There's enough of me to share and more

Long as my heart is able to hold out
My all night stands still apply
The stamina I possess is famous worldwide
Some would love to love like this guy

They're writing books bout my incredible stamina
How I'm able to go on for hours
It all comes down to an oversexed libido
That provides my extraordinary powers

Seriously thinking of loaning myself out
At five hundred bucks per session
Taking requests by email and by phone
But I must be in bed by eleven

I can't have any girlies under the blankets
Need my beauty sleep every night
Get ready for another day of teaching sex
But whoa, what a great life despite



© Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman February 25, 2015 at 2:46 PM Sorry, didn't read this to Dragon. Santa Jack having one night stands might confuse him. And I don't want him going into gymnastics. It's bad enough he's in Yoga... and wants to do Polaties, what ever that is. Don't think we need a yuppie Dragon! Uh Uh! No way! I could never keep up with him if he was a yuppie, too... Think those papparazzi are feeding him ideas... They are talking about getting him on the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit edition Cover or on 'Dragons R US' as The Dragon Next Door! Jack Ellison February 25, 2015 at 4:54 PM "Santa Jack having one night stands" Now THAT would make the highlight reel!!! LOL xxx

Tim Smith February 25, 2015 at 8:54 AM Lol....like the confidence Jack Ellison February 25, 2015 at 8:57 AM You betcha! LOL

Viv Wigley February 25, 2015 at 8:40 AM ....and there was me thinking libido was an outdoor public swimming pool. I award your verse a '7' for the heroic stamina of it's author ( I can't even say 'Lothario' without stopping for a cup of tea and a lie down- ask my missus). Jack Ellison February 25, 2015 at 8:49 AM OK you and I must have some connection from way back! Maybe went to the same class for wannabe stand-ups!!! LOL Cheers!!!

Michael Wegman February 25, 2015 at 7:13 AM Jack, nicely done. As a fellow old guy I salute you and your "stamina" and poetic prose! Well done! Jack Ellison February 25, 2015 at 7:42 AM From this "fellow old guy" I thank you! LOL

Nick Pierce February 25, 2015 at 7:01 AM You morphed the cliche 'one night stands' into an original 'all night stands'. Nice. Jack Ellison February 25, 2015 at 7:41 AM Thanks Nick... 'twas fun!