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A Gal Named Katrina

Once was a gal by the name of Katrina
She acted superior like a Russian tsarina
Her nose in the air
Walked with a flare
Till one day she got served with a subpoena

(HUH!)


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Michael Tor

October 17, 2015 at 10:42 PM

Katrina got served, Thats what I heard. She committed a crime, at the five and dime. She stuffed two rolls of toilet paper under her shirt. She increased her bust size to double D's, and her back started to hurt. The manager came over and lifted her shirt. As the eyes popped out of the waiting sales clerk. Jack sorry for the Blue Jay loss its not over yet. Go Glue Jays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack Ellison

October 18, 2015 at 8:33 AM

EVERYBODY'S writing limericks... they're fun eh!!! Jays all the way!!!!

Kp Nunez

October 17, 2015 at 7:34 PM

Katrina was locked behind the barina//could no longer go back to the marina//something did flare//at something down there//now can no longer act like a tsarina!...

Jack Ellison

October 18, 2015 at 7:59 AM

Santa says, "Hang in there, I'm a-coming!!!" YEE HAW! xxxxxxx

Tim Smith

October 17, 2015 at 11:40 AM

The mighty judge he did scowl....at Katrina and her boisterous howls...order he claimed...lady be maimed....or you'll be locked in a coop with the rest of the fowl....a continuation from John : )

Jack Ellison

October 18, 2015 at 7:58 AM

I was working "in" my briefs!!! LOL

Carol Eastman

October 17, 2015 at 9:54 AM

Subpoena'a come and subpoena's go... But LimmerJack is a constant Hody Ho Ho... So think I'll just go with the flow... And have another cup of Joe... While I watch John John and Jacks' daily show!

Jack Ellison

October 18, 2015 at 7:56 AM

We're thinking of going into syndication! LOL xoxox