A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Bar-B-Que
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~1st Place~
Contest: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The........
Sponsor: Robert Haigh
Judged: 07/23/2018
Fiction
For the Contest, "Just For Giggles"
Sponsor, Michael Fulkerson
One hot summer day long ago,
My hubby and I thought we'd go
to barbecue we
accepted with glee
by newlyweds, we got to know.
I said we'd bring baked pork and beans,
A salad of mixed garden greens,
And also, we'd take
A chocolate cake
Plus six-pack of beer, by all means.
Time came in the blink of an eye.
We packed up our picnic supply.
Arrived at their house,
Just me and my spouse,
The only ones who had come by.
We walked to the back of the yard;
And passed their guard dog with regard.
They were so surprised
Upset, they chastised,
"Oh no, you have caught us off guard!"
You see- in their pool, they were found
In 'birthday suits' splashing around.
"The picnic's next week
They yelled with a shriek!"
Embarrassed, we ran homeward bound!
Copyright © Sandra Haight | Year Posted 2016
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