A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To Mall
Few years ago a funny thing happened on the way to mall
As I was walking a really beautiful girl hugged me, Lol
She told me to play along and to a guy introduced me as her boyfriend
She was still giving me embrace and I was feeling all cozy and cold
That guy ask me my name and said that its been a pleasure
Told me that he is her ex and he is glad that her new boyfriend
Is ugly as a hell
After that guy left,she said me thanks and proceed to leave
Thinking that this might be my chance, I proceed
I told her that I am the nephew of famous romantic person uncle steve
And trying to be romantic I told her that she had stolen my heart just like a thief
It is love at first sight, atleast that's what I believe
If I am Adam, shall you be my Eve?
For a second I thought that she was impressed
Hurray I thought that I had passed the test
But she said are you insane? O romantic soul have some shame
you don't even know my name And I was right, all guys are same
But another funny thing happened to me, this time in my home
My mother told me that a family is coming to see me
And might like me, so you have dress to change and hairs to comb
Feeling really nervous I opened the door and guess what. It was a jackpot
I saw a couple, with them the same girl I met in the mall
Now she was begging me not to tell her parents about her ex
Years later I asked her one question that If I hadn't met you at mall
Upon seeing me, would you have still said yes
Bingo, she said no, funny how fate plays
A funny thing in mall turned into a beautiful marriage
And now we shall be together for rest of my life and for always
4 July 2018
28 lines
A fictional poem
For the contest " A funny thing happened on the way to "
Sponsor " Robert Haigh"
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