Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Footlong

You must work at a sub shop coz you're giving me a footlong
Now that was downright naughty, my apologies, it was wrong
It happened while I slept
Baddies into my beano crept
Instead I'll keep a banjo bedside leading the demons in song

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Lim'Rik Flats January 11, 2018 at 8:46 AM I always take a foot along//but I never wear a thong//I don't believe//I could relieve//a picker of Demonsong. (huh? — and this is AFTER coffee!) Jack Ellison January 11, 2018 at 8:53 AM Sorry I was downright rude!!! Methinks all that moving into your new surroundings has addled your beano!!!

Silent One January 10, 2018 at 3:53 PM hahahaha... i was going to respond with a naughty comment, but I resisted.. Jack Ellison January 10, 2018 at 4:15 PM Awww can I change your mind??? lol

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart January 10, 2018 at 8:21 AM ...why does Deliverance come to mind? ;) Jack Ellison January 10, 2018 at 8:26 AM LOL!!! Good morning dear Mo! Today we shed our winter paraphernalia eh!!! RAIN???