A False Step Can Lead To a Fall

Madam Merry, the Principal of the school
Contrary to her name was neither merry nor cool
Igniting sparks of fear, she remained a terror
No wonder, students looked upon her in horror

There was an uncontrollable anger streak
In her genetic makeup! When it reached an all time peak
There was an aura of distressing menace,
Even when she advanced from a distance

She would enter the classroom like a sweeping whirl wind
Causing waves of fear in every child’s mind
Startled by her appearance, children would forget to greet
All their polite manners would then go to the back seat

Besides hot temper, she was puffed up with self conceit
Neither patient nor humble and was far from sweet
If at all she called anyone by the name
Each knew it was to put him/her to shame

Corpulent and blubbery, she weighed a ton
As she walked she wobbled. Watching her was fun.
Rumors ran, this lady banged her ‘hus’
For not responding to her wishes always with a ‘Yes’

Once we children decided to teach her a lesson
That would make her arrogance and haughtiness lessen
We spilled some sticky oil on her way to the class
And in her hurry, slipped on it as on morass

With a loud thud, she fell flat on the floor
And lay unable to move, close to the main door
By the time the other teachers came to her rescue
We children escaped, not giving the slightest clue

Even after years, when I think of Madam Merry
With laughter, my cheeks color like a red cherry!

5. Jan. 2022
Funny Memories Poetry Contest
Sponsor- Natasha L Scragg
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Allison Avatar
January 31, 2022 at 4:16 PM
i could picture this so vividly! many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Goldsmith Avatar
January 29, 2022 at 12:02 PM
Congratulations on your win. A fun story/write. Love your ending. Have a great/blessed~~day/weekend.............
Leffanta Avatar
January 6, 2022 at 10:20 AM
Children are usually quite adept at recognising a "kind" person from a witch . . . .enjoyed! Aloha!
Poet Avatar
January 6, 2022 at 9:37 AM
Valsa, you have written a beautiful tale. Instructors are supposed to educate, not harass, youngsters. She had the potential to do significant harm to herself, but she deserved no higher. Remember that karma always came back to delight them in the end. Good luck in the contest.
Pandit Avatar
January 6, 2022 at 5:37 AM
This teacher was an unhappy soul taking out her frustrations with life-- on little kids. Perhaps the kids felt total loss of control facing this teacher. You built her portrait well, Valsa.
Rodrigues Avatar
January 6, 2022 at 4:37 AM
Just another comment because your poem deserves to know how great it is! Reminds me of the musical “Matilda.”
Rodrigues Avatar
January 6, 2022 at 4:36 AM
I’ve worked for a few principals. I respected the first who also took time for me, low person on the totem poll (afterschool director). The second one would show up for our snacks. Him and the others cared less what wonderful activities we planned. They could have hired one loving and smart lady. Of course the person they did hire was gone fairly quickly.
Cunningham Avatar
January 6, 2022 at 2:00 AM
Lol, karma always gets them in the end Valsa, good luck in the contest. Tom
Buhagiar Avatar
January 6, 2022 at 1:39 AM
A bit naughty really. She could have hurt herself seriously, still she deserved no better. Teachers are meant to teach not terrorize children. Lovely story.
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