A Drama Queen's Average Afternoon

Excuse me mister, you just walked by You eyed me up and down and acted real sly You came real close and as you walked past You looked like you wanted to grab my ass! I will demand you stop with that very thought Over this fine behind, many fights have been fought So move on by and don’t be looking back And you best be taking your eyes off my rack! Hey kid, why are your pants so low? You are a hoodlem…you must be selling blow! I’m sure you are here to rob this guy blind! Someday soon you’re sure to be confined! Come back here waitress…look what you served me! This is so bitter…and you call this tea? Take this right back…and you can forget a tip! That loud mouth of yours…you better zip! Don’t give me that look, you caddy girl! Looking at your ugly face make me want to hurl! OK, it’s painfully obvious you are crazy...out to kill… So I'll show you exactly where you can shove this bill!!! *****Annoying Ringtone************* "Hi Peter! What am I up to...not much! Just having some delicious tea at this fantastic place on Main. I ran into some really nice people on my way here. You should meet my waitress...She is just lovely!"