A Dragon a Day

Why are there so many dragons to slay? I seem to meet one or two each day.... My shinning knight never came to protect me From me, not the dragon, he wanted to flee... My sword and I make a pitiful sight We're old and tarnished, to tired to fight... I think about making the dragon my friend Its probably the safest plan in the end... Just how do you make peace with a dragon? May I'll take him peach pies in my wagon ( sorry, not much rhymes with wagon) This medieval tale is pretty much a big mess My poor old muse wrote it, I have to confess.. I couldn't come up with anything great for the contest..so just wrote something silly.. (not an entry) .