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A Dracula Sandwich Please

A Dracula sandwich if you please The witch ordered with enormous ease Gargoyle waiter felt a sudden sneeze Baby goblin’s laughing with double glees Mean Mama Goblin put them on her knees She shook them hard, until there was a breeze Old Dracula peeked out from behind two trees We made him into sandwiches, cut into vees So the witch got her sandwich without a tease. The goblins were still now on mama’s knees The waiter had elevated to cook, the kitchen had fleas And Old Dracula was on his way to heaven as you please.

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Date: 8/17/2020 5:43:00 PM
Never heard of a Dracula sandwich, but I would have expected to be made of one ingredient – blood! Nice monorhymes. / M
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Date: 8/16/2020 2:30:00 PM
What a saintly man, lol, I am so amused today by you, Thanks for sharing, be well, stay safe. xo
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 8/16/2020 4:39:00 PM
You are welcome
Date: 8/16/2020 1:29:00 PM
Your monorhymes are so wickedly delightful, Caren :)
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 8/16/2020 4:39:00 PM
Thank you Michelle
Date: 8/16/2020 11:57:00 AM
I shall post a follow-up on this tomorrow! Aloha! Rico
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 8/16/2020 4:39:00 PM
Please do!

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