A Dracula Sandwich Please

A Dracula sandwich if you please
The witch ordered with enormous ease
Gargoyle waiter felt a sudden sneeze
Baby goblin’s laughing with double glees

Mean Mama Goblin put them on her knees
She shook them hard, until there was a breeze
Old Dracula peeked out from behind two trees
We made him into sandwiches, cut into vees

So the witch got her sandwich without a tease.
The goblins were still now on mama’s knees
The waiter had elevated to cook, the kitchen had fleas
And Old Dracula was on his way to heaven as you please.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Rigoler Avatar
August 17, 2020 at 5:43 PM
Never heard of a Dracula sandwich, but I would have expected to be made of one ingredient – blood! Nice monorhymes. / M
Rose  Avatar
August 16, 2020 at 2:30 PM
What a saintly man, lol, I am so amused today by you, Thanks for sharing, be well, stay safe. xo
Krutsinger Avatar
August 16, 2020 at 4:39 PM
You are welcome
Faulkner Avatar
August 16, 2020 at 1:29 PM
Your monorhymes are so wickedly delightful, Caren :)
Krutsinger Avatar
August 16, 2020 at 4:39 PM
Thank you Michelle
Leffanta Avatar
August 16, 2020 at 11:57 AM
I shall post a follow-up on this tomorrow! Aloha! Rico
Krutsinger Avatar
August 16, 2020 at 4:39 PM
Please do!
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